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WiseGuy

WiseGuy "If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."

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Member Since:
September 2008


 
 
Hometown:Massachusetts
Occupation:Film Director or Movie Critic.
Schools:SCHOOL CAN SUCK MY DICK.
 
 
 
I haven't reviewed anything yet!
 
I haven't reviewed anything yet!
 
UPDATE: The Full-Length Jennifer's Body Trailer and Poster Hit!
Wow wow wee waa. VERY NICE. Im talking about Megan Fox not the movie....
EXCLUSIVE: Inglourious Basterds Longer Theatrical Cut and Impending Prequel?
It doesnt matter to me if its longer, I just hope it turns out to be good. I have alot of faith. And I cant fucking wait....
soylentgreenDidn'tEatTheMousse's Petrified Fountains of Thought.
Your just trying to piss me off with eyes wide shut.Besides that, all of these movies are good. And I havent seen Clerks II or the rest of oldboy....
Review of The Shining
Are you HAPPY now? Good review. (Im just sayin that to be nice, I didnt really read it.)...
Review of Barry Lyndon
Sounds good, gonna check it out. Even though its 184 minutes long....
Bryan Singer Confirmed to Direct Superman: The Man of Steel
Superman Returns sucked ass. It was SO FUCKING BAD. I expected the next one to suck anyways no matter who directs it. Who really gives a shit about superman anymore?(and why are there so many comments)....
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July 9th, 2009 11:18pm
Good ight, booty butt.
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July 9th, 2009 11:05pm
I know. It's on your list!

And why the HELL won't you read my review of the Shining?
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July 9th, 2009 11:00pm
And yes, I have. Terrific film.
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July 9th, 2009 10:51pm
Ah, just the dumb shit you here people say about that movie. "Oh, I didn't like it because he 'raped' the girl" etc. etc.
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July 9th, 2009 10:48pm
HEy that other fuck deserved it.
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July 9th, 2009 10:42pm
DUde, I'm on the IMDb thread for Observe and Report and somebody wrote this about some guy who didn't like the movie:

"he probably doesnt know anything because he lives with his parents and their barage of disney movies doesnt include anything taboo or rated r for that matter. im willing to bet this man is the type that goes to sleep in ghostbuster pajamas, wheres tighty whities and puts a retainer in before falling into slumber. the closest thing this dude has ever had to sex is masturbating to his mothers conservative church friends and his habitual porn downloading habit which has overwhelmed his parents computer with viruses so he lost his privledges to use it. i bet he has been reduced down to staring at the case of the little mermaid while waxing his carrot and then using his mothers lion king throw blanket for the cleanup. id say this was his cycle but he got when his little sister used the blanket she screamed because it looked like someone blew their nose all in it. im sure he dreams of a life under the sea so to speak but cant even walk through the puddles in life."
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July 9th, 2009 10:35pm
Mmkay.
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July 9th, 2009 10:30pm
Also, being the Devil and this will be your 666 comment, I decree:

It is a well known fact that Rosie O'Donnell's vagina is a portal to Hell.
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July 9th, 2009 10:29pm
Well, in my definintion, they do.

And I'm glad to hear it.
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July 9th, 2009 10:18pm
Uhm. Doesn't "Greatest films of all time in the opinion of the poster" and "Favorite Movies" mean the same thing?

And did you read the "eyes Wide Shut" link? I'm guessing not.
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July 9th, 2009 10:11pm
Well, I guess I'll have to talk to him then.
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July 9th, 2009 9:59pm
He didn't know? What did he say?
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July 9th, 2009 7:55pm
When's Arfika's party?!
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July 8th, 2009 11:14pm
I'd prefer not to say.
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July 8th, 2009 10:42pm
You didn't comment on my review! =(
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July 8th, 2009 7:17pm
Oh, whatever. AND READ THE WHOLE FUCKING LINK. And the film is supposed to feel like a dream.
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July 8th, 2009 7:03pm
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Read the review, dipshit.

The Godfather: I never said it was HORRIBLE. I just think it's high;y over-rated. It's just a gangster film.

Now, EYES WIDE SHUT!?
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July 8th, 2009 6:57pm
20 minutes to write the review, Zackary. Find me motherfucker.......wuv you!

And I should kill you for saying that about Eyes Wide Shut. AND MAKE SURE YOU READ THAT LINK!

What was so bad about it!?
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July 8th, 2009 6:50pm
20 minutes, Kevin.
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July 8th, 2009 6:46pm
Trust me, Kevin. You're gonna start crying becuase you're so bored.
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July 8th, 2009 6:35pm
15 PARAGRAPHS.

And Barry Lyndon is probably the best costume drama of all time. However, don't bother watching it. It's not for you. It's really fucking long and "boring". You'll probably be so bored that you'll just whip out and start jerking off. lol jk.
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July 8th, 2009 6:11pm
Read my review of The Shining and then whine about how long it is.
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July 7th, 2009 3:47pm
Thanks.
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July 7th, 2009 6:00am
I'll check it out. We are still cool?
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July 6th, 2009 11:55pm
GIRLS. VERY HOT.
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July 6th, 2009 11:23pm
Heh. Just run up to a girl, say "Hi", and run away.

No. It was a bunch of girls. That place was packed to the brim.
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July 6th, 2009 11:11pm
Up there, on the 4th, it was very foggy so they postponed the fireworks till Sunday. They were awesome. Spit game over the weekend as well. =)
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July 6th, 2009 10:47pm
I don't know. If it's Friday, I MIGHT be in Maine.
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July 6th, 2009 10:39pm
Between the end of July and the end of August. Not too sure.
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July 6th, 2009 10:08pm
Going to Maine to buy the house on Thursday or Friday. I'll read your review.
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