XSSIV gave it 3.0 Stars

Nim's Island

"Suspended disbelief, indeed..."
XSSIV gave it 4.0 Stars

Street Kings

"Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. It means what's up. So what the f*ck's up?"
XSSIV gave it 3.5 Stars

What Happens in Vegas

"A junk-punch in the man-business that really leaves you wanting sweaty ballsack flavor... I hereby sentence you to 6-months hard marriage. "
XSSIV gave it 3.5 Stars

August

"A whiny, self-indulgent tale of the extreme woe of the dot-come bazillionaire and hardships they face(d)."
XSSIV gave it 1.5 Stars

The Bank Job

"You can't make this stuff up..."
XSSIV gave it 4.0 Stars

21

"A decent double-feature to run with Rounders..."
XSSIV gave it 3.0 Stars

WALL-E

"Kind of a tall, stinky, pile of garbage."
XSSIV gave it 1.5 Stars

No Country for Old Men

"Imagine the greatest sex EVER experienced... just as you reach that moment when all your senses are about to explode in a glorious fireball, your erstwhile partner dissolves into a massive pile of sand and takes your genitalia with them... UGH!"
XSSIV gave it 3.5 Stars

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who

"...a person is a person no matter how small..."
XSSIV gave it 3.5 Stars