Alright Guys, well iam thinkin JJ is just setting back and watching all of us squirm...(not to mention all the fizzle die from his precious secret movie)..But i think its time that we all set back and have a laugh. This was a post that brought the whole "lion" thing back full cirle with most of the other garbage rumors floating around...its good to laugh when something as dumb as a movie is causing you to loose sleep...enjoy..
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Ok, I finally found a theory that will unite all voltron theory's, and very well the world as a whole.
The device has been found/revealed! The device; it's obvious that the device is a FLUX CAPACITOR! people have already concluded that the marketing is very much like that of Back To The Future III. Obviously, JJ took it a step further and and actually included the Flux Capacitor in this movie. Why, you ask?
This could get confusing, so listen up. Remember in BTTF II, when MJ Fox and Doc Brown actually see alternate versions of themselves also time traveling too? Like when MJ Fox sees himself playing 'Johnny be good' at the undersea dance? Well, that means that there are two Dolereans in the same place at the same time. This is VERY IMPORTANT. Basically, Rob is going to Japan to work on a Flux Capacitor. Slusho, much like the garbage used in BTTF II, can power time machines. However, the Japanese have more in mind then just time travel alone.
The Japanese want to go back in time, specifically where there are FIVE different Dolereans all in the same place (a cut scene from BTTF II, where Doc Brown really screws up and there are 5 MJ Fox's running around). Once they are there, they need to steal all FIVE. They bring them back to the date 1-18-08, where they assemble a giant Robot from FIVE pieces. Since they are Japanese, they make really cool Lion themed body kits to "pimp out" the Dolereans. There's your VOLTRON.
Why would Japan do this? Because they know the Time Paradox they created will Summon Clthulu, and they need something big to fight him.
"But John, what about Albert Pike?" Ah yes, Mr Pike. He is the only one who can pilot "Dolerean-a-tron", so they go back and santch him up from the 1800's. He is then trained to use his "founding Father powers" to pilot a giant Mecha, and save America, which he fought so hard to create.
It always comes full circle people, ALWAYS!
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So 5 Japanese modified Dolereans (that were pimped out with Lion themed after market body kits) that were stolen from MJ Fox and Doc Brown (see a couple of posts above for the whole story) doesn't make sense? How do you form Voltron then?
This "device" that we are supposed to be looking for, is the Flux Capacitor. Rob works for the Japanese, and they used their Flux Capacitor (this time it's built inside the new Camaro, another shameless Hollywood plug) to go back in time and steal 5 Dolereans (again, see above post for how this is possible). You need Voltron to fight Clthulu.
Slusho powers the Japanese's Flux Capacitor (think garbage from BTTF II powering Doc's Dolerean). This is why it's good to drink six, so you can take a leak in the Flux fuel tank if you get low on fuel.
Again, you need 5 modified Dolereans to create Voltron, and we need Voltron to fight Sea Monster's, get it? Sure MJ Fox will be pissed (5 times over) that hi Dolerean's were stolen, but the japanese need them, well (let Speilberg clear it up).
It could actually be a lead in to Back to the Future IV: the quest for more Back to the Future (like that tie in, cowbell?).
Dang people, get a grip here!!!!!!!!
