The Vampire Diaries: 162 Candles

"Oh you're right... poor Stefan. Persecuted throughout eternity by his depraved brother."
Vamp gave it 5.0 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: Haunted

"Come on Vicki, live a little!... No pun intended."
Vamp gave it 5.0 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: Lost Girls

"Where are you Stefan? I'm trapped at the house, and I'm getting really bored and really impatient, and I don't do "bored and impatient!" Bring me my ring!"
Vamp gave it 4.5 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: You're Undead to Me

"You won. You got the bad guy. Now nothing can come between you and Elena... Except the truth. Your lies will catch up to you, Stefan, as long as you keep lying to yourself about what you are."
Vamp gave it 4.0 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: Family Ties

"Oh, I miss Anne Rice... She was so ON it."
Vamp gave it 4.5 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: Friday Night Bites

"That's not a problem because I've been invited in, and I will come back tomorrow night, and the following night, and I will do with your little cheerleader, whatever I want to do... Because that is what is normal to me."
Vamp gave it 4.0 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: The Night of the Comet

"We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it."
Vamp gave it 4.0 Stars

The Vampire Diaries: Pilot

"I promised you an eternity of misery, so I'm just keeping my word."
Vamp gave it 4.5 Stars

Charmed: Hell Hath No Fury

"I know where evil dwells."
Vamp gave it 5.0 Stars

Charmed: Look Who's Barking

"Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a Banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of okay."
Vamp gave it 5.0 Stars