Boy is my face red!Let me start by taking back my complaint about the new reviewing system.Im sure anyone who bothered to read my Machine girl review was like "What is this ass wizard going on about?" But i see now that was for the DVD review.I guess I've tried to avoid doing those so I was caught o...
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Oh my sweet lord how could this have happened so soon?!In case your unaware my most recent review was for a little tokyo shock flick called "Machine Girl" (shameless self promotion here)Let me pause while you go check up that masterpiece of a review....I kid of course.Now machine girl rocked my assh...
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Well let me start by saying I have not been able to put out as many reviews as i would have liked to in the last little while due to work and what have you,but what has happened here?!Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie Brown the rating system has changed!!!And not for the better am I right?Seems a...
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Now i know that this is an extremely popular franchise.....scarily popular.Like the jonas brothers almost!Im sure you could purchase a twilight themed vibrator if you looked hard enough.Now im not making fun of anyone for liking this but just like the jonas brothers this is fiercely gay!I mean jesus...
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Hmmmm...this movie is perplexing on so many levels that I dont quite know where to begin.First off I guess I should state the obvious fact that the story here is almost the exact same as the ring,substituting the evil tape with an evil website!Damn spooky if you ask me!Whats next i wonder?"death FM"...
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Now when we think back to the great sci/fi horror movies what immediately comes to mind?Thats right!Alien and Predator,so a movie in which these two classic beasties tear into each other should be great right?Well after seeing the first pg-13 outing I began to question my faith.After all each series...
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Let me say firstly that as soon as I heard that genius director Frank Darabont who brought us two great Stephen king movie adaptations(The Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption)was attempting to tackle one of his horror Novellas I was deffinitely excited.Also hearing that Thomas Jane would play the le...
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Now as negative as my overall quote may sound this movie has several saving graces,none which appeal to me in particular but I can see how this movie could be liked.For me there is no sense of adventure this time around,with a loose plot line (rarely making much sense) and the same tired old gags th...
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