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*raises Martini to @ROFLitschristian *

Nice.
And the books are very poorly written. Critics acknowledge this, literary mavens such as Stephen King acknowledge this. It is accepted as fact. Meyer can't write for sh*t and skated by on an admittedly good plot. Her characters are underdeveloped and the material is thin at best.

In fact, it's arguable that the screen writers are simply working with the shoddy material they have been given; making the best of a bad job.

*shrugs*
*laughs*

See, even Edward knows this series ain't sh*t. And having read the books AND watched the movies, I can tell you that he is right.

*raises Martini and exits stage left*
A sixth Twilight movie? The Devil is a liar.

*crosses self in prayer*
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item Second The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer!
OK... the anticipation is rising...
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item Marvel's The Avengers Super Bowl XLVI TV Spot
YASS! GLORY BE TO MR. WHEDON!

*dances around in praise, Martini in hand*
What a coincidence. I found the whole thing hilarious too.
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item Step Up 4 Announcement Trailer
Dear God in Heaven.

*shakes head in disgust, Martini in hand*
They HAVE to be kidding. The horse is dead, ladies and gentlemen. Put the stick down.
I, for one, was NEVER on the fence about Ms. Hathaway. She's one of the best young actresses in Hollywood and I knew Nolan wouldn't have chosen her for the role if he didn't feel she would deliver.

*pours a Martini*
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation Trailer
When they first announced that GIJ was to have a sequel, I had little to no faith in it whatsoever. The first film was a complete travesty; porn for those with the lowest of expectations and in desperate need of a lobotomy.

But this looks pretty damn good. Who'd have thunk it?
Mr. Franco is only saying what everyone else in Hollywood is secretly thinking but is too afraid to say aloud.

*raises Martini*
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item Second The Dark Knight Rises Poster
SWEET JESUS!

*falls to knees in praise*
Tha Phoenix wrote a comment about the news item Saw Franchise to Continue with an 8th Movie
Oh, Lord.

*packs sh*t up and exits*
*jumps up and down in excitement, Martini in hand*

Pixar ALWAYS delivers!
@jayaottley Maybe it's only a matter of time till it's banned in the US, too? :)
@jayaottley @ghostman That ad was banned because Dakota looks a bit young - and the image she portrays is one of a 'Lolita'. I, myself, found it offensive when I first saw it a few months ago, and I'm one of those people who is rarely bothered about media/ads etc. :)
@mclovin I've lived here all my life and I can assure you that we have fewer ads banned over here in the UK than they do State-side. :)
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*bites nails down to the quick*
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*raises Martini to @Worth5Bucks *
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