Tha Phoenix

I've already got my tickets for Friday. Thank God I live in London because there is no. way. I could wait until next week.

*gathers belongings and exits stage left*

So, Liam Neeson was kidnapped? In other news, the sky is green and Taylor Lautner can act.

*pours a fresh Martini*

Unfortunately, come March 29th of next year I shall be incapacitated with a self-administered strain of Ebola.

*nods briefly, Martini in hand*

The visual direction for this movie is ridiculously good. Come June, I am so there.

*pours a fresh Martini*

The visual direction for this movie is ridiculously good. Come June, I am so there.

*pours a fresh Martini*

This looks f*cking amazing. Truly. 2012 is shaping up to be one of the best years for film in recent history.

*raises Martini to Mr. Scott*

@bawnian-dexeus It's release 27th April here in the UK. :)

See, now THIS is what I'm talking about! One of the best trailers I've seen in years. April 27th can't come fast enough.

*does rain dance in praise*

*dances around in excitement, Martini in hand*

*raises Martini to @ROFLitschristian *

Nice.

And the books are very poorly written. Critics acknowledge this, literary mavens such as Stephen King acknowledge this. It is accepted as fact. Meyer can't write for sh*t and skated by on an admittedly good plot. Her characters are underdeveloped and the material is thin at best.

In fact, it's arguable that the screen writers are simply working with the shoddy material they have been given; making the best of a bad job.

*shrugs*

*laughs*

See, even Edward knows this series ain't sh*t. And having read the books AND watched the movies, I can tell you that he is right.

*raises Martini and exits stage left*

A sixth Twilight movie? The Devil is a liar.

*crosses self in prayer*

OK... the anticipation is rising...

YASS! GLORY BE TO MR. WHEDON!

*dances around in praise, Martini in hand*

What a coincidence. I found the whole thing hilarious too.

Dear God in Heaven.

*shakes head in disgust, Martini in hand*

They HAVE to be kidding. The horse is dead, ladies and gentlemen. Put the stick down.

I, for one, was NEVER on the fence about Ms. Hathaway. She's one of the best young actresses in Hollywood and I knew Nolan wouldn't have chosen her for the role if he didn't feel she would deliver.

*pours a Martini*

When they first announced that GIJ was to have a sequel, I had little to no faith in it whatsoever. The first film was a complete travesty; porn for those with the lowest of expectations and in desperate need of a lobotomy.

But this looks pretty damn good. Who'd have thunk it?