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wrote a comment about the news item Uwe Boll Speaks Out About Postal's Low Theater Count
If a blindfolded Adolf Hitler jumped on David Hasselhoff's back and screamed commands while drinking Schnapps and playing an accordian, he would still be a better director than Boll.
Careful readers will notice that since my scenario was totally German to the max, I did not take advantage of Boll's racial handicap. |
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wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: David Hackl and Betsy Russell Talk Saw V
Oh thank God they're making another Saw movie! There's so much left to say that didn't make it into the first four.
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wrote a comment about the news item First Shot of Kristin Kreuk in Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li
This movie won't be able to hold a candle to the real Street Fighter movie.
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wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Sex and the City Cast Interview Featurette!
Spoiler alert!
In the Sex City movie, they talk alot and then have sex! One of them has a junior-high school romance with a boy! OMG! Then they talk again! I can't wait to see it again! |
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wrote a comment about the news item Spider-Man 4 May Be Shooting for a 2010 Release
Hopefully in 2010 the monoliths will have turned Jupiter into a second sun already and no one will go to see this piece of crap.
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wrote a comment about the news item Peter Jackson & Guillermo Del Toro Talk The Hobbit!
Hopefully del Toro can wiggle out from under Peter-the-Giant-Baby Jackson's sandle-clad foot and direct his own movie. I, for one, don't want to see 2 more Rings films. Then again, I gave up Dungeons and Dragons in high school and never wasted my life on WOW or Everquest, so maybe I'm not your average fan.
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