I read the book for the second time since it came out the week before I saw the movie, something I have neglected to do for any other Potter film, and I can say that this is likely the only one that I'm glad the book was fresh in my mind for. It does a lot of what "Order" did, streamlining the story...
I'd say spoiler alert but by the end of the movie nothing has changed. Optimus still alive and well. Megatron still on the run, and perhaps my least favorite part:Starscream playing fucking second fiddle. There were six times in that movie he could (and should) 've just capped stupid-ass MT in the s...
The jokes in this movie are incredibly half-baked, poorly delivered, and in the end, not that funny. Santa as the spawn of Satan? I don't know man, to me this is just the kind of Shlock that people buy solely because it has their favorite wrestler in it. Of course, that kind of person would probably...
SPOILERS
I was excited for this movie. When Ang Lee's film came out, I was about 14, and I had read the novelization before seeing the film. I liked it a lot, and was willing to cut it a break because I knew the thought process behind the characters. I also liked how the end battle took a little ...
POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT
IF YOU ARE SMART AND YOU READ THIS REVIEW BEFORE YOU SEE THE FILM, YOU WILL DISCERN CERTAIN FACTS THAT COULD RUIN IT FOR YOU.
As I settle down in my seat for an hour before showtime (gotta get a good spot) I ponder the film I am about to see. The trailers got me hyped. The...
I had been looking forward to this film mainly for the presence of Robert Downey Jr., my favorite living actor. Downey definitely delivers the goods on his end, but I was very pleasantly surprised by Anton Yelchin, who I had expected to be little more than a fairly talented one-liner machine. He is ...