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welcome back Fishy lol yuor missin out on some good films , you should post your youtube videos in the yuo tube video thread

What and show all the cool guy's here how I danced like ya dad, no way
I have cool guy statue here ~I dont want to have peop;e think I'm wierd you know, oh well maybe I am wierd,

good to here back from ya M8

i have the zomie films on order from a guest we had this year who will be bringing them before christmas

wow i still have a look at this movie when i get the chance I'm on to about 15 watches now :biggrin:

Well Hello Dolly !!!!!

Well Hi all,
it seems such a long time since i have been on, the last time i said that i was going to watch a load of Elrocho's Zombie films if i could find them, which just did not happen sorry rocho,
I seemed to get caught up in business over the last few months and had no time to S**T
i did how ever become a member of YooouTubeee and made some films/clips of me own just for a laugh but i have to say that i enjoyed to whole thing,
well i can not promise to visit often but i'll try

I'd rather be forced to watch Constantine a thousand times with my eyelids sewn open and tied to a chair with barbed wire.

Hi Mr C, this i the way that I watch movies, its fun !!!

The movie rocks and rolls, Bart Simpson could play the lead and it would not take away the fact that its got every thing that a movie needs to keep me in the tied in the chair lol

There :
-Night of the living dead
-Dawn of the dead
-Day of the dead
-Land of the dead
and pretty soon -Diary of the dead

All done by the king of zombie films George A romero. Ill say it again it's a shame studios pull the plug on him for Resident evil would of been so kick ass


I have changed my avitar as you can see and i would like for the month of June to watch as many of Elrocho's list above this way I should be able to get a good grip to the stories before watching the new up and coming Zombie flick

I'll just have to live with the voices in my head for a short time

check it out:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=396870

Congratulations movieweb,

The movie 300 hundred should not be to far away to be show in BG I'm so looking forward to its release on DVD,
One of the nation GSM phone providers have made a mock up of a meeting from the movie where the Spartons say in a BOOMING voice 300 MINS FREE and the voice sends a guy over a cliff,
I have been offered a copy of the film from a pal but he just does not get the idea of quality and satisfaction from a original DVD and the fact that it is just not right, you know like some one staying at my hotel and not paying in the morning
or not paying for mothly ads on one of my websites
or not paying for a wedding dress yet still wanting it
or not paying the deposit on one of the houses I just built
drinking coffee in my bar without paying

Ok in the poll i voted for Axel as he ws a leading player in 80's cop films but

and i say but !!!

He is not on the poll list but I would have to be Jack Slater in the Last Action Hero staring Schwarzenegger, " in a world where anything is possible "

And if we all had the magic golden cinema ticket we could all save a large amount of money but film makers would have to stop making films and the ticket would be worthless

There :
-Night of the living dead
-Dawn of the dead
-Day of the dead
-Land of the dead
and pretty soon -Diary of the dead

All done by the king of zombie films George A romero. Ill say it again it's a shame studios pull the plug on him for Resident evil would of been so kick ass

I have quoted you ELrocho as you seem to be the lord of death when it comes to Zombie flicks, at this time I'm home from work early and trying to download the clip of the new movie ( Day of the dead ) but my download speed is currently at 84.8kbps and it is taking a life time to download the trailer, so some time in the near future I'll get to see it,

I have seen some Zombie movies over the years and I have always watched them blankly as they are not down my street but thats not to say I dont like Zombie films or that I would need to wear a nappy while watching but I do find myself thinking about them for a few days after as the growning stays in my head like an early morning song that you just can not stop singing all day,

I'm not to sure if I have seen any of your list of Zombie movies but as some are a few years old I must have? I could do with finding trailers of them to jog some brain cells, I do recall one on the other hand that seemed to be filmed in a huge shopping center which was freaky back then,

the new movie has Ving Rhymes it would seem and I bet he could kick (Bite) some butt as a Zombie

Krossroads thanks for placing the link to the trailer your a star !!!

like a mirror looking back at me, wicked link, LOL

Night At The Museum was a fun movie that is easy to enjoy. It was a great cast and a great story.
Yes that is Eddie Murphy's older brother Charles Q. as the taxi driver.

In the rear view mirror his eyes were so much like Eddie Murphy but as his whole face is shown I'm not to sure but thanks for the info

but did you notice that Owen willson's name is not in the end credits I wonder if it was a tax dodge LOL or maybe it was just the Bulgarian variation of the movie whih does not show his name

the quest in the first film was great I can watch it every week, and as for the still possible second film there is so much the writters can throw at it, the KT's "Knights Templar" have been around for hundereds of years and all the USA history with the masonic foundation from Scotland, So much for me to hope for with this film

Hi Brixx
you can see that time has been put into it for you tube and it rocks compaired to the usual stuff on there which i liked,

I only found it funny when the boots started to dance with the fast pumping music
maybe you could do a short or many different styles of shoes and music, but put some high heels in there just for a laugh, LOL

Oh I have watched it A night at the museum four times now, not that I want a bonus or that I'm a big kid, but I real like it

Owen Willson and Steve Coogan should do more movies together

that was a real fun watch

can you think of how many babies were smacked on the bum at birth by doctors?

Well the round house kick from Chuck was like Pay Back for us all, LOL

Well, I could rip it off from my DVD, but... Yes it's the same movie :))
Not any one link works, dead links... And I like trailers...
And this movie gets 10 from me in the scale from 1 to 5!! Hehe...

So I think we can safely save you like this film then,:smile:

Sorry but I dont know of any trailer links for you but others my be able to help

He wakes up in a hospital bed surrounded by his family while under the confussion of morphine from the nurse, the doctors is heading for his eye with a surgical knife and the family cry harder, the knife comes closer but at the last moment the doctor move to the forehead and makes a small cut (passes out)

He wakes up this time with no one around him and reaches down to feel if his penis is ok and a tube is coming out leading to a bag, a friendly female voice says dont touch it, it is there so you can go to the toilet, are you hungry do you want some thing? A shave would be nice ! oh but you can not go for a shave for a while, he passed out again.

next he wants to sit up and see where he is but the nurse tells him that she should get a mirror so he could see around him, as he looks in the mirror his interest is not for where the tv is or who is in the next bed but his face, his face should not be in a picture frame on a pillow what is this frame and why should his arms be resting on a plastic chest?

the nurse tells him that he has had some problems over the last two weeks while he has been sleeping for example:- you dont need to go to the toilet as he has a device inserted for that you now have a large metal bar holding your leg together with screws inside the upper bone, your body has taken a hugh blow into a tree and your head has taken the most of the impact, and the frame you have around you body is connected to another frame which is fixed to your skull in four places so as yo can not move your body from the belly up, the dotor will explain more when he arrives, doctor say your a lucky guy you hae broken you NECK it is the second vertibra down and the one the snaps when some one is hung

as the weeks build up and he works on moving his leg he asks for the tube to be remove from his penis so he can make his way to the toilet and shave which was done and the fact you just can not crap in a bed pan lying down, in his early twentys using a Zimmer frame slowly making his way he sees the horrific truth, he is a monster made from metal and plastic and how the hell do you shave around that, the nurse reminds him that he shaved before and he can shave now
A friend bring some news on other friends and what they are up to but who are the people he is talking about? and why did he bring a flouting balloon of Frankinstine to bob and weaveat the bottom of the bed to show how he looks now,

After leaving the hospital but still in the parking area people are looking and talking behind hands, every one who knows him visits the home of the family and takls how good he looks, Mc Donnalds manager says please sit down and we can serve you from your seat but he wants to wait in line to be normal, its the done thing in the restaurant he says,
eyes eyes eyes every one looks some make a comment and most walk on by.

He waits in hope for the day that the frames are removed from the head and chest which comes, the doctor is friendly and talks the guy threw the process as he will feel hat his head will feel heavy, the frame come off and the hand of the doctor holds the wieght of the head so it does not flap around like a flag on a poll, after acup of tea and a slice of cake he leaves the hospital but this tme no one is looking or talking behind hands, he is free of the eyes

Ok it was short had no action of fantastic music and was not directed by any one we know but how does it sound as a very short story ?

Is this the same L.A Confidential which stars Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce, Kim Basinger and Danny Devito?
Which is Off the record, on the QT and very hush hush,

the above info on a google search should help find what your looking for with an added word of "trailer"

Not a bad film yet not great so thats a 5 out of 5 from MMMEEEEEEEE

We have plenty of films to watch infact so many films that suck ""wierd to use that word but hey!!!"
I have like most of your guys seen so many films on TV, Rent and bought yet I have seen so many film that I can not remember if i have even seen them sometimes, but i have found that if i have seen a film and i dont remember the name of the film it is because the film for ME sucked chunks,

So that be in my eye some of the films that dont live up to MY idea of time spent well are normally lower budget films"made for tv" or ones that just dont go any where in the plot, no I have changed my mind that it does not matter if it is a low budget as long as the film hits me like a kichen rolling pin on the temple,

Films that suck help me remember the better quality films. or maybe I just suck?

Well I kind of feel bless in a movie kind of way as I have just had the pleasure of watching Night at the Museum, and after knowing nothing beside it being a kind of Jumanji film, I was also not awear of who the cast was,
for example:-

Ben Stiller but he is on the cover,

Dick Van Dyke, Bll Cobbs and Mickey Rooney "said to be my grandmothers cousin"

Ricky Gervais from the high hit in the UK, The Office, so funny in only his way,

Robin Williams, the master of fun and frolics,

Steve Coogan, UK master comic with to many faces to mention but cool in
........ the Parole officer,

Owen Willson but he is not mentioned in the end credits for some reason

Is that the brother of Eddie Murphy who is driving the tax near to the end of the film?

It was real a pleasure to watch this movie as it hold a lot of ideas rolled up into 1 hour 30 mins such as Stiller talking Atilla the Hun down to tears then singing a lullaby LOL playing fetch with a T-Rex, Slapping the Monkey and getting blow darted in the lip to mention just a few,
the music was way to cool, this as a film for all the family to see