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Want to ruin your G.I. Joe movie that was showing promise, just add more Channing Tatum!!

Yeah, really hate the whole hero loses/takes off his mask in public or in battle. We know who is in the costume, the director doesnt need to show the hero's face for us to connect emotionally to the scene.

What the hell turtle is that supposed to be??? CONAN?

"Get your ass to Mars!" Oooo, wrong Total Recall. That was the good one. ZING!

Don't they know, Donetello is going to be voiced by Chris Tucker. Leonardo is going be done by Channing Tatum. Raphael is going to be Jonah Hill, and they dropped Michaelangelo in place of Venus who is voiced by Angelina Jolie. Oh and Shredder wont talk and will cause things to explode just by looking at the with his robot eyes.

I should win because I know the truth, Kratos would kill them all.

Isnt that the same c*ck and bull story we heard about Transformers? Which, even if you like those movies, you have to admit the characters were nothing like the comic or cartoon.

Looking forward to seeing Michael Bay's robot Shredder and 25' long "krang" slug. Keep going Mr. Bay, maybe next you can have Strawberry Shortcake as a heroin addict hooker so you can piss off some of the female 80s kids.

Its almost over, WOOHOO!

Can't help but comment on this too, I find "take a breath and chill" to be insulting. If you want to defend your work say something like "I know this is an important party of peoples childhood, just wait for the final product and have faith". Dont treat fans like we are hysterical, we are not. We are outraged.

Mr. Bay, you dot not have to change the basics of a story to make it "richer" you can flesh out an established story and make it richer as well. Just because you can change it, it doesnt mean its going to make it better. If you are going to change a property that people love, why make it at all? Transformers, to transformers fans, was terrible. Hell, to lovers of good movies it was terrible. Stop making movies that appeal to the lowest common denominator.

T-A-N-T, Michael Bay is Turning the tutrles into TAINT!
P.S. Mr. Bay, I invite you to find my parents and kill them, seeing as you have murdered everything else from my childhood.

Thats......not what I expected.

Please, just let the nightmare of these films end

Fantastic, I hope next we get a remake of Ghandi starring Colin Farrell as Ghandi

I should get this because all my friends who are fans of Reaper say that I am Tyler Labine. And these prizes will go great with my Halloween Horror Movie Madness where I show horror movies for crowds every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

I for one am happy this is coming out. No not because morons will spend millions of dollars to go see it, and no not because Edward gnaws on placenta. But because it will mean another rifftrax and by God are they good at making this waste of film funny. If you have never seen one, please, do yourself a favor, visit rifftrax.com and check out the samples.

Terrible, really terrible. This movie is awful, from the writing to the effects. Please, America, boycott this film

I get excited about this movie until I read on to see Joss Whedon directing and I shiver.

Horrible