What a retarded movie. I loved it. Lots of blood and gore, all kinds of zombie stripper nudity, what more can you really ask for? Well this is a tough one to review, as I have very mixed feelings about it. As I had already stated above, there is lots blood and random body parts flying around the s...

Well, this was the biggest let down ever. "Diary of the Dead" was by far the worst installment Romero has ever offered us, and I'm a big fan. It pains me to type this but it's true. The whole ordeal, right from the get go, was flawed. If your going to try to base a film around supposedly real people...

I love it. Not a zombie film but I'll excuse that this time. Comedy, gore, smart and witty, we got it all right here. So good. The characters depicted seem like real people. A little stupid but real people. What would you do, or I for that matter. I would probably eat a shit load of mushrooms too. ...

I liked it. My computer knowledge is pretty bad compared to the hackers but it seemed plausible. It would be fuckin' crazy if it happened in real life. Story goes, a computer hacker sets up a web site, depicting some person being slowly and painfully tortured and murdered, and by monitoring the numb...

I was truly expecting a crappy movie here with "Cloverfield". What I got was a bad assed monster in New York movie but with jumpy camera work, so bad that it gave me a head ache. Still, I watched it through to the end. Once the monster struck for the first time, I was captivated and couldn't look aw...

Now this was an awesome movie. Don't be mistaken by the other "Black Sheep", the Chris Farley disaster. No, this is way better. I don't know, maybe it was the little zombie sheep fetus that tried to bite off some hippie activists ear or maybe it was the Were-sheep. Maybe it was just the look of thes...

Well, I did it. I watched it, against my better judgment. And it was exactly as I thought it would be. Crap. So much more of the same. And not a single zombie appearance during the whole film (just kidding). It's just gone on a little to long now. I mean, this psycho guy, Jigsaw, he was an awfully b...

Rodriguez, excellent, two thumbs up for "Planet Terror". Quinton, what happened man? "Death Proof" sucked. Actually what I really want to see now the the fake pre-trailer for "Machete". I always liked Danny Trejo, the guy just has that bad ass look to him. Well, as with both of these movies in "Gri...