PukusMaximus

While I'm at it...what's with the Grammar Nazi schtick? Can't we just give the cop a lillipop or a bit of string to tangle (cats watch TV you know)?? If I were the Comish and my lead negotiator sent my tech guy on a wild goose chase, then stopped to correct a restaurant's sign with spray paint, I would have fired him on the spot. Absolutely absurd.
Additionally, all the sexual references seem overboard. Just when did 'gay' become necessary for descriptions- "He's an old gay man". "Thanks ma'am, we'd hate to confuse him for that old straight man when we trade hostages". Don't even get me started on the "I don't know you well enough to pee in front of you, but I will have sex with you in a closet scenario.
From what I see, this is just one long commerical for a video game. A really looong commercial.
I have to reply to my esteemed poster, Gin: I may actually watch the next run because this series is like a bad car accident; you know it's horrible, but you just can't tear your eyes away.
So watch out; I'll be the rubber-necker in the left lane!
- PukusMaximus

What rubbish. Terrible plot. Terrible execution. Terrible dialoge. Before the second commercial break I would have had my team out of the bank and the story would have been out us on the run. Before the cops knew who we were I would have released my teammates as "hostages" and gotten them away. OR after my teammates got the plans for the building, we would have left via an alternate route. Afterall, the SWAT guys came in once THEY figured it out.
AND what's up with Blaximus?? Is he a sniper or what?? It's the Fezinni thing- when the man in black stick his head out, hit it with the rock/shoot it! (even though it's not very sportsmanlike) He's more Crapulous the Sniper than anything else.
PLUS the whole "he was charged with murder" backfill is absurd. IF I disobeyed my superiors and did not take my team into combat because it was a suicide mission and another team got killed going in my place, that's when the I TOLD YOU SO's would come flying. How can Sarge be convicted of murder when HIS team didn't die?? That's the lamest plot line since the Dungeons and Dragons series in the mid-80's.
Save yourself some time and rent something better; I suggest any Joanie Loves Chachi episode, or maybe The In-Laws!
-- Pukus Maximus