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Whiteout"As I walked out of the theater I immediately knew what I should write for my quote of this review: avoid, avoid at all costs, save yourself."
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Crank 2: High Voltage DVD"Have you ever seen a woman get shot through the breast and have the silicone leak out down her body? No. Well, if you want to, this is the film."
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The Darjeeling Limited DVD"While it's far removed from the odd brilliance that made Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums work so well. Yet there is still something here.
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An American Haunting"There is no doubt that An American Haunting ultimately fails to distinguish itself from a vast number of similar other films."
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Juno"Every year has a movie that's the " Little film that could". 2008 was Slumdog Millionaire, 2006 was Little Miss Sunshine and 2007's was Juno.
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Along Came A Spider"Along Came a Spider suffers from the recurring motion picture infection of the insultingly preposterous screenplay.
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The Wicker Man"Shouldn't even been made."
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Mimic 2 DVD"A competently-made sci-fi horror flick, despite a few noticeable flaws.
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A Dirty Shame"It's nice when a title functions as its own best review."
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United 93"This is a masterful and heartbreaking film, and it does honor to the memory of the victims.
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