MattMurdok

one of the many tasks i have undertaken as a scientist involved the conservation of small, blue, endangered species known as snurfs. this was a covert operation in which a top secret doc*mentary was made outlining their living and breeding habits.
i challenge you to argue the fact that you have clearly stolen this doc*mentary and not only transferred it into an animated series but changed the name from slurfs to smurfs -which in my opinion has much less effect spurfs.
Furthermore, stolen-doc*mentary-footage-of-endangered-blue-species-named-skirfs + chanding-the-name-to-smurfs + Smurfette = genius. i boink her.

As some of you may well be aware, I am a scientist (NOT AN ARCHAEOLOGIST - I search for truth, not fact) and as such i totally disagree with Jones' principles of teaching. However old grumpy archaeologist + whip + jacket + Crystal skulls + even stevens - annoying chinese kid = genius. By the way it wont be better than temple of doom, the single greatest sequel of all time. By the way does anyone have more information on the origins of the crystal skull. I am a scientist watching this film solely for research purposes on the crystal skull, as such i strongly believe it originates from aliens and stuff.

i don't want to come over all politically correct but this may well be the most racist idea for a tv show i have ever read about.
however, black guy + spin-off = genius. what you talkin' 'bout willis, stay thehell away from that bike store.
i am a scientist, i read about about this solely for research into black-guy-based spin-offs.

Furthermore, being an avid film fan and having read several film slogans; surely there IS somewhere to run...down the aisle. Surely anyone would've noticed that there are a few minor breaches of copyright here?
"Flight" just happens to sound like "Night" and "Outbreak" is nothing more than a cheap recreation of that other unrealistic film "Snakes..." you get the idea.
I'm not finished yet. This film is plain (not "plane") stupid; about as original as "Rickey Rouse" or "Monald Muck".

This is without a doubt the single worst idea for a film in the long, sad history of bad ideas -that includes 'Ernest Goes to Jail' and 'Airplane II: the Sequel'. Furthermore, plane + dead people = genius, incidentally, does anyone know if zombies breathe air? (I am a scientist, i watched this film solely for research purposes)