mantooth

These movies have gotten better with each sequel. The first one was garbage (save for a couple of death scenes) with plot holes wide enough to drive a truck through. I like how in subsequent movies they've ret-conned everything so that the first one now makes sense. "Dead Silence" confirmed for me that James Wan (last name is very fitting) shouldn't be let near a camera. I'll give him a very begrudging benefit of the doubt on "Death Sentance" based soley on my love of the Bacon.

I'm calling the Alpha Betas right now because there are some NERDS on the loose! Where's Ogre?

*BOING* Nerds across the nation have popped a collective boner. Now - if Boba Fett only had the capacity.........for love.

It's nice to see Skeletor still working - especially after so many defeats dealt out at the hands of He-Man. Will Mer-Man co-host the talk show? I'd like to see that!

Wow! Sure with I could be there packed into one hotel rooms with you stinking bastards. It was so much fun last year - well - before, you know, we got kicked out of the convention, got the recorder taken away from us and then got kicked out of the hotel room. Will Lazy-Eye Teva Boy be there? Watch out Amber Tamblyn.

Loyal "Soju After Movie" Jerks,

I know there are about three of you out there and you're probably wondering what the hell is going on with the show.

Never fear. B. Alan and I are LOST IN TIME right now to bring you sparkling commentary on the top summer movies of 1986 in 2006. You can look forward to such old tyme hits as "Cobra", "Back To School" and a little movie you may have heard of..."TOP GUN"!

I don't even know if I am using this forum right. Am I? Oh Jesus...I just don't even know. All of this mucking around in space time has really got my panties in a bunch. Yep...I wear panties. WOMEN'S PANTIES!

So hold tight and keep checking back! Summer of '86 in '06 will begin any day now...just as soon as we can figure out how the hell to get back to our own time. I'm writing this on a Commodore 64! Do you know how hard it is to access the interenet at 300 baud?

Love and Kisses from BEYOND,

Mantooth