LucindaJane

So, what's the problem, is it too complicated with the two kinds of robots? Is it that no one would relate to blue children?

That's because you lack vision. And I said NO to Betty White! God, you industry types are so commercial! j/k do you really think Betty White would do it? I don't care if it goes straight to DVD. You gotta start somewhere.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - movie remake, where he plays Merrick, the character his father played in the Luke Perry version.

Splice. It Freaked me out bigtime.

First I was all like "ahh!!! Gross! She's so weird and ugly and her eyes are all wonky!" And then I realized it was just Sarah Polley from Avonlea and the weird spliced thing hadn't made her appearance yet.

I have to say that I was disappointed by most of this movie because I was expecting, by the previews I'd seen, to see a kind of modern frankenstein horror movie. I was expecting an experiment gone out of control with a Britney Spears Scorpion Kangaroo unleashed on unsuspecting people, attacking from city sewers and darkened alleys and stuff like that. Not quite. Actually there was very little action and attack in the whole movie. It was more about the psychological path taken by a brash scientist couple who don't follow protocol or procedure, get really emotionally irrational and make you wonder how the hell they got to have their own fancy schmancy lab in the first place. I got pretty annoyed with the main characters and how stupid they were.

Then some freaky-deaky things happen that you don't see coming, then wish you never saw after they arrive. And then you know how it's going to end because they set it up for you anyway.

they won't let me say c*cktail?! LOL

All you rich people with your fancy cable TV and premium channels, sleeping in your limosine hot tubs on pillows made of shrimp c*cktail, under blankets made out of Louis Vuitton caviar! I like Nature on PBS, and Modern Family.

I know you're all immediately thinking of Betty White for this, and of course you would but I think she's a little overexposed already. I don't want to get too possessive over my vision, my baby, and all - because I am wide open to reinterpretations and negotiating everything. I just want you to consider some lesser knowns for this. I hate to bring a bunch of hollywood baggage into a beautiful little story that I think would speak to audiences about such topics as technology getting out of hand, race relations, the importance of family and the importance of preserving our planet for future generations.

There, I gave you gold, now go make my vision come alive!!

Laser Grandma and the Racist Robots of Neptune. This is my great idea for a movie about a woman who went to Neptune to work as a nanny for the fleet of humans sent there to terraform the planet for human habitation. She was sent because she had developed a design of android nanny assistants, and she could supervise them all. 40 (give or take whatever) years before the start of the movie there was an accident in the terraforming and several of the employees were killed. That left all their children as orphans. The woman basically raised them all with the help of her android nannies. Now they are adults with their own children and still living on Neptune, working to build the planet with the help of a fleet of robot engineers and technitians who were sent in to replace most of the human workers to do the dangerous stuff. There's something about the atmosphere on the planet that turns people blue if they were born there. Now the terraform robots have developed a serious malfunction by which they are mistaking blue Neptunians for a growth on the planet that they must destroy in order to make the planet hospitable for human habitation. They are killing the blue people, some just children and some are adults and killing any non-blue human who tries to interfere. No human can fight them off. It's up to the grandma to equip her android nannies with laser weapons and reprogram them to fight off the terraform robots. Only the android nannies can battle the robots in the unfinished atmosphere of Neptune. Grandma has to lead an army of laser nannies and train the other humans to operate them, too. It's their only hope.

I'm so happy to see Peter Sarsgaard in this! He's so good and he looks great in this trailer, really kind of funny. Boobs Legsley, though? She's very perfect-looking but I'm sick of her monotone stoned voice.

His body in the Green Lantern suit looks odd, like it is all CG or somehow manipulated and it looks cartoonish. I don't know why they would do that, if they did in fact do that, Ryan Reynolds is already cut from marble, just spray on some green paint and he's good to go. I think he's hilarius and adorable and he can totally do tough, hard-core, aggressive like how others mentioned, in Amityville.

They are both so compelling and talented. I can't even imagine them face to tace in the same movie. Which one would I be paying attention to? From which set of devastating cheekbones would I be able to tear my swooning eyes away?

I can only imagine them at odds with one another, as competition or one pursuing the other. They are so different. It's been so long since DiCaprio did anything comedic or lighthearted, and he is good at it. Meanwhile, it seems Depp is only doing light-hearted family films these days.

I offered nothing here, sorry.

Also add Ravenous