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Joka190's Reviews

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“They float Georgie. Down here, everything floats eventually.”


Alright lets start. I'm gonna start this review with the fact that i watched this movie a long time ago. Like, say, 5 years so it might not be super accurate. So when is saw this, it was FREAKY. Then again whats NOT freaky bout clowns. My mortal enemies. The movie starts with the main characters as ...
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“The politicians and whores will shout "save us" and ill whisper "NO!"”


Greatest-Movie-Ever period. This movie is amazing. The acting is phenomonal. Rorschach: Dark ominous. Silk Spectre: Good innocent character. Comedian: Puts out good "I dont care" attitude. Dr. Manhatten: ...has a big wang. Nite Owl: Gets the message out that he just wants to help. Ozymandeous: Good ...
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“I had a son, his name was Jason. Today is his Birthday.”


I was so effin phsyked(i think thats how u spell it...) for this movie. Everywhere I looked I saw an ad for this movie and it wuz killin me. The day after the release (due to ticket sellout I didnt see it openin day). So I'm seeing this movie with my friend, my older sister, my mom, and... my fifth ...
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“Every pretty girl deserves to go to a bawl”


I'm gonna say it....YES Jim Carrey is back to his old hilarious routine. Although he may seem a little old... So this is about Carl, a guy who says "no" to everything. He goes to a seminar and this old guy is all like "ARHHRHRHRHRHRH Say Yes or I'll kill you with a toothpick and dental floss"....not...
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“Ima Kill You All Kinds Of Dead”


OK so I go into this film thinking good things. It didn't look too bad. I mean a movie with Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes can't be too bad... can it? It can. It made no sense what-so-ever(or however you spell that) Samuel L. Jackson freaked the shit outta me. Also, I just hated the style this mov...
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“Holy Santa Claus Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


This is one of the funniest films of the year. John C. Reilly and Will Farrel are back after Taladega Nights. After seeing the trailer, I thought itd be another Love Guru but i couldnt stop laughing. But unfortunately you see Will Farrels fake balls....
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“"UGH You smell like alcahol" "Cuz Ive been drinking bitch"”


Great. Went in with not the lowest expectations, but i loved this. It shows the consequences of being a hero. I say rent it...
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“We need to get fine bitches and phat rides ”


Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There is vomit on his sweater already Moms spagetti he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready To drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth but the words won't c...
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