As most of you all know im very opinionated about the movies i watch, Well this is my page and the truth MUST be told! im so sick of seeing previews to the same crap over and over again! i know im gonna get a few nah sayers but hey the truth is there. And these Turds need to be flushed away to oblivion.
Let the downpour begin!
Let the downpour begin!
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan"Adam Sandler Comedies:Seriosly Sandler is about as funny as Mike Judge cartoon series. Sure you get a couple giggles at first but then you begin to realize its the same thing over and over again with each new entry only more and more annoying as it goes along.Kinda like Sandler's career."
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Total Recall"Unnecessary Remakes: Seriosly Hollywood hasent had a fresh new idea since Britney Sprears had an original singing voice. i mean Predator's sounds promicing, as does mad max as the characters have plenty of room to develop, but Total Recall? The Karate kid staring Will Smith's little brat? Red Dawn? If John Carpenter and Zack Snider taught us that remakes of classics aren't all bad but if recent rumors are correct about a Teen wolf remake im howling at the moon."
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3
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Disaster Movie"Blank Movies: OK this one's a no brainer. these unfunny crap cakes ae some of the worst things to release at the box office since Pauly Shore had a career. "
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4
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National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj DVD"Sequels to movies that werent that good to begin with: Ok how can you have a sequel to a movie with the main character's name in the tittle and yet NOT EVEN HAVE the main CHARACTER in it!?!?!?!?! Wilder was decent,ok as was Legally blonde but why do we ned these pointless sequels ruining our fond memories of the originals?"
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5
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Bring It On: In It to Win It DVD"Shameless cash in straight to dvd shitquels: Bring it on 4? Legally blonde 3? the F### American pie band camp series?!?!?! who's the asshead who keeps green lighting these abominations? seriosly how much money and time goes into making this crap yet we STILL cant get a decent sequel to big trouble in ltittle China? for shame....."
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6
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Superbad"Overly offencesive comedy's: Signs that our societies IQ is falling faster then Linsey Lohan's career is that we still keep watching these crude foul mouthed moronic movies like, Superbad, Zack and Miri and pretty much anything with Jonah Hill. People who use so many cuss words in sentences just show's lack of intelligence and grammer. Case in point Pypebomb."
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7
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Saw V"SAW series: been there SAW that. dont get me wrong, i thought the first was realy good, and the second was decent. but c'mon these movies are becoming more reddundent then a Fox reality tv show. Some may argue that most horror series like Friday and elm street spanned many sequels, but at least they did over three decades not three years! enough already!"
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Push"X-men Rip offs: First there was the craptacular Jumper now this stinker, seriosly did some douce who seen x-men 1-3 an decided hey these are great! i know how about i make an entire movie out of just one character's powers and jus call it a Verb as the tittle fortunatly these movies fell flatter then Jillian Harris chest (the bachlorette from 2009)"
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Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island DVD"the land before time seies: Why havent these damn things gone extinct already?!?!?!?!"
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Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience"Jonas Bros and any F### disney pop singer Especialy Hanna Montana grrr: sorry ladies but the truth is Women aren't that smart. (gasp!) how else can you explain the unholy popularity of these ugly mo fo's? and Seriosly am I the only one to realize that disney killed and cloned Lizzy maguire and used her remaining DNA to create her younger duplicate Hanna Montana? better look over your shoulder darlin 18's right around the corner...."
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The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze
hahhahaha yeah those r pretty bad 2. shoulda added them 2
3 years agoby @johnnyblazetb82Flag
Forrestgump1
Hey Man Wat about Final Destination and Scream????
3 years agoby @forrestgump1Flag
Forrestgump1
Superbad is the only one i disagree with!!!!-Amazing list Man!.....
3 years agoby @forrestgump1Flag
The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze
hahahahah thanks guys for your awsome feedback, I actuly came up with this list when i was watching the Tropic Thunder dvd an saw a bunch of crummy previews to sh*tquels.Wow web head comparing my similes to a bad blow job? man they didint SUCK that bad did they? hahaha im such a card.wow where do i begin? well Webs as you know of my growing hatred for Sandler ya knew that unfunny idiot made #1 with the remake crap at a CLOSE second. An Crypto ol bud i understand what you mean about kids havin a role model to look up to, but as web head pointed out look at Hudgens, (in all her naked glory) or Spears for that matter, Lohan? ALL Disney spawn. Its jus a matter a time for those pop stars go "pop" on web cam to some young girl (ewwww)
And also Webs , Cripes ya know me too well bub! that's exacly how it happened the before time series last time i checked was at like number 8, i watched the first as a kid but enough is enough! there like the Saw series, oh wait that already made the list. :\. An as far as the Saw series goes as i said the first 2 were good but jus how good of a "story" can you have in eight movies? most series get to a third an the story begins to were thin (Rocky, Star Trek, Etc.) this is goin to eight? crap in a hat.
An as far as Apatow goes, i dont hate ALL his movies, Crypto you know i liked Knocked up as well as 40 year old Virgin, but the excesive cussing gets annoying! if i wanted to hear that id be playing Halo 3 with a bunch of 6 year olds online!
And finnaly Zack an Miri was one of the dumbest movies ive seen in awhile, great potential with Mewes (who was the best part of the whole movie how can ya not love someone named Lester the Mollester?)but when every sentence has the F word in it it just shows bad writing.... like Survivor. Zing! take that phony reality TV! your on my next list!!!!! thanks Guys! :)
3 years agoby @johnnyblazetb82Flag
The Cryptkeeper
oh my God, i cant get your name right.
3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag
The Cryptkeeper
*Twisted Smilw
3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag
The Cryptkeeper
and Twisten Smile, Superbad was terrible, but MOST (not all) Apatow movies are good... So maybe JB thinks that way too.
3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag
The Cryptkeeper
YES, CBF! Zack and Miri Make a Porno is amazing. lol
And wow, that's pathetic for the Land Before Time flicks.
3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag
Twisted Smile (The Untold Smile)
Dude, Superbad? Really man? You really don't like Apatow movies do you LOL!!? I agree with ya on the other ones though.
3 years agoby @twistedsmileFlag
Lone Wolf
HALLELUJAH!!!!! I AGREED ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING!! ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE ABOUT DISNEY!!!
3 years agoby @54729Flag
CBF
OK that's another thing I was gonna say: Zack and Miri Make a Porno was good in my eyes, not good as in great or anything. But enjoyable to watch, I mean it entertained me and I know friends who have hooked up like that before (well not the making a porno part....or did they? ;D )
Also Crypt Land Before Time has like 17 entries in the series. How do I know this? Well I watched the first one when I was in kindergarten, so.... yeah. I seen some random kids DVDs here and there at video stores. I think JB just pulled a random entry in the series as his pic for that rant which just happened to be movie #5.
What say you, JB?
3 years agoby @comicbookfanFlag
The Cryptkeeper
Ok, this is like the best list on Earth. I think something like this needs to be shown too everyone in Hollywood RIGHT NOW! Ok, while I disagree with a few, overall, this list... The idea is juts amazing.
Ok, for the Sandler movies- THANK YOU FOR AGREEING ALL HIS MOVIES ARE THE SAME! You, me, and my buddy Eric, are like the onlt people on Earth, that think all his movies are just the same bad story, and dick jokes all over again. Sure, he has a few good movies, like Reign Over Me, The Wedding Singer, and Funny People has other main actors to lead Sandler away from his normal sh*t, but overall, his movies ARE BASICALLY ONE MOVIE!
Remakes- While I end up enjoying most of these remakes, because they're a little different from the original, I still think it's a little excessive... Actually A LOT excessive. I didn't even know they were making a Total Recall remake. I'm sure the effects will be better, but nothing beast Arnold.
The 'Movie' movies- Ok, not every single one of them is awful, but they're all bad, if that makes sense. They really need to stop. I think it's a nice idea to spoof recent & hip events, and movies. But they just can't do it right.
Van Wilder- Ok, i hated the first movie so bad. But I thought the Rise of Taj, while random, and makes no sense to even make, I thought it was quite a bit better than that sh*tty first. They made a part 3: Freshman Year. It's like a prequal, and it wasn't too terrible. Had some good moments.
Bring it On- Damn, I didn't know anyone even wated any of those movies to begin with, except guys who can't see girls anywhere else, or girls who like those kinds of things...
Offensive comedies- YES! This sh*t has to stop right here, and go down until no one can even remember this sh*t anymore. They are all the same. They talk abotu dicks, and how much they wanna f*ck a girl, then they find someone they love and... Oh, God just the thought of this makes me sick. There are few people who can do crude, and make it funny, and the general population of movie-makers aren't them.
SAW- Ok, buddy, this is where I draw the line. SAW is one of the best, most complicated storylines for a horror movie ever made. And the best part is, you get good story, but lots of blood, too! I heard they're making 8 of them, and even I'll agree that's a bit much, but I'm open to see how it goes.
X-Men wannabes- While I enjoyed Push, it wasn't special at all. Just a bunch of teens running around with powers... Gee... Original. But I still liked it, and the crowd that it's geared toward, won't know th difference (13 year olds).
Land Beofore Time movies- Hell, I thought there were just 3 or something. 5????? That's insane! Even kids should think that's bullsh*t.
Jona Brothers, and other teen pop-stars- I really do not have a problem with these guys. While none of them can sing, or act in the real movie world, I think it's cool that little kids have someone to look up to, that isn't into all the sex, and drugs that Hollywood seems to make to obvious to the public.
3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag
CBF
HAHAHAHAHAHA Wow JB your similes are like a bad BJ: not too memorable but you must admit you can't complain as it wasn't all that bad! LOL See look now you got me doin it! Haha. LOVE your cracks on Pauly Shore's and cokeslut Lohan's careers rapid declines, and you are completely right about all these types of movies! Who ARE THESE DOUCHEBAGS greenlighting them? They are the REAL powers that be in Hollywood, that's for sure haha.
Two things though: number 1) I can explain the unholy popularity of Disney stars on the rise, just look at Vanessa Hudgens, she takes nekkid pix of herself then blasts them all over the net while simultaneously apologizing and saying they were private for her boyfriend (I mean c'mon, if they were for Efrom then how did they end up on the net by transference of cell phone to cell phone - it had to be her or him - thats right folks - publicity to further a career), and look where that got her. She's now miss celebrated high school musical 3 and Disney never kicked her off their children's brainwash slew of shows and films.
Also number 2) is that unecessary remakes should be the top number one spot!
3 years agoby @comicbookfanFlag