fingerbangedurmom

I've been away for 3 months and look at the sh*t storm aftermath. Seriously, you guys have to have no lives to be getting so butt hurt over your horrible taste in film.
To the haters out there, your favorite *sshole is back taking a break from "real life"; and although I'd love to start a romping rant on how the standards of English movie goers visiting this website, seem not only to have a stick up their ass, but in addition, have the most meticulous, sub suit-oed plot lined ideas; which resembles some what of a proto-concept for a film, their still sh*t, just like the first AVP.
Unfortunately, I too am stuck up sh*ts creak without a paddle with the rest of you sorry bastards as the movie theater already has my $11. Besides, it seems like I've been harboring this cautious optimism forever for this film; lets just hope it doesn't disappoint like the c*cksucker claims.

Swindon, Wiltshire, UK = In the middle of f*cking no where. Not to mention your a 40 year old non college graduate blogging on about how amazing Danny Glover was in Predator 2. And your the one calling me a hillbilly, dude, you live in fricken Swindon. The stereotype of all Americans being ignorant racists just isn't true. Apparently neither is the one about all brits being educated intellectuals. By the way you sound very personally connected with Danny Glover's character. Did you try out for that roll? I am sure you could have been twice the douche bag Danny was in that farce. And the point you make about how a black action hero has never been popular in the states due to racism is very true. Hold on let me pause Blade for a second, oh never mind Blade II is on next and then Blade trinity is on after. God that concept was so unpopular they had to make two sequels.
But you are right let's talk about the facts. Wait a second these are movies, not historical events. You sound like a Lucas fan boy talking about what would have happened if Luke turned. Wow now I know what pathetic really is. If I was you I would find a sheep (shouldn't be too hard in Swindon) paint it black and reenact Predator 2 scenes with it, then you can f*ck it in the ass and pretend it's Danny Glover.
Oh, it seems as though I've hit a tender (G)-spot of UK's. And although I'm sure your feeling some type of turgidity in your pants thinking about how amazing of an actor Danny Glover is, it won't help the fact that black people can't act. Maybe if Danny Glover did a better job in Predator 2, black actors would get more work, like yourself.
And although I probably won't go down in history for this rant, I will go down on your mom. And sorry about the carpet, the old lady didn't tell me she was a squirter.
Cheers Bitch.

Well not only are you a cadaverous Brit, but you also have a sh*tty taste in movies 'Blade UK'. To set the record straight, if you're from the UK and black, than you're really a white man who happens to be black (it's deep, think about it).

But as I digress; anybody on this form would agree that
"Arnold is Action", while D Glover is nobody short of Mel Gibson's heterosexual bitch life partner for over decade; not to mention the only reason Glover got the role was because Arnold said no to the tragic Predator sequel.
It just goes to show, Danny Glover can't even hold the screen for a full length feature either. And yes, Arnold would kick the sh*t out of your boy D Glover on and off screen any given day.

Predictable movies? You must have sh*t for brains UK, did you really think Danny Glover was really going to die in the sequel? I suppose you've also been waiting for a black-exploitation of AvP too.

Radical concept 'Blade UK' kind of like your radical concept of how Predator 2 was a good movie huh.
Here's another concept for you UK; Bishop died in Antarctica guy, not some cyborg/clone or they would have explained your irrational c*ckamamie theory in one of the movies. Moreover, nobody knew about the Alien's until the sequel to Alien (Aliens) was made when Paul Riser was involved (just watch the movie). Nobody knew about the Aliens until Ripley's crew landed on the planet in the first Alien which was later revisited in the sequel.
Blade UK, you seem to be fathoming ludicrous plots in your head like it was scripted in these movies.

Although the only interested point you do bring up is something I am sure every Alien fan would like to know more about: What happened to the original crew that discovered by the 'Nostromo' in Alien?
As far as to what happened to the original queen who laid the eggs for the 'Nostromo' crew to find; the queen was in Aliens. The director must have came up with something as simple as: she was dormant or in some sort of hibernation (much like in AvP) in the original Alien. Not to mention, i doubt the director, writers, and screenwriters thought of introduction a "queen alien" when they had originally worked on the movie Alien in 1979. The concept was most likely not brought to life up until the 1986 sequel Aliens.

Is my mind fired? Hardly, although I'm sure I just f*cked yours silly.

finger.banged.ur.mom

Where the f*ck did it all go wrong? Oh yeah, that's right, Alien 3 and Predator 2. As if these sequels weren't botched enough, one of the worst director's in the history of Hollywood, Paul W.S. Anderson, had to f*ck these two classic icons into further submission with his Traves-Sham-Mockery of a movie, AVP. He literally took a fat sh*t on a screenplay, handed it to a group of mildly retarded producers, and 9 months later the abortion known as AVP was brought to life like Dr. Frankenstein's monster, a true travesty in the history of Hollywood to say the least.
Where do I start, the steroided out Predators that looked like Barry Bonds, or the unnecessary tag team that took place between the Predator and the Ripley wannabe(let's not even get into how ludicrous the notion of one alien killing 2 predators was). Besides, doesn't the Predator commit nuclear suicide when he knows he's about to die (as his own last resort) and not team up with with its prey?
Any fan of both series can testify that the "Alien" specie wasn't even discovered until sometime in the future when the first Alien movie was based, which was in deep space. So why the f*ck are Aliens showing up in modern times in both AVP and AVP2? Why not at least mix it up and hold this movie in the future? Maybe in between any of the Alien movies?
And before our overly hyperbolic Scientologist friend, noignorance84, gets his XXXL panties in a bundle about this opinion, I think it would be safe to say that unless there is irrefutable evidence of such events of alien life forms developing the human race into what we are today, along with your Disneyland pyramid theories, it should be safe to say you might just be a tad insane. But who wouldn't be, blogging on about the significance of this movie to the human civilization, along with your solicitation of the unrated "who give a f*ck" version of AVP. What ever happened to just being entertained?
All I ask is that we not be entertained by a bad movie and moreover, an even worst director, like the illustrious f*ck up, Paul W.S. Anderson. I think it's easy to say that if they had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sigourney Weaver and/or Michael Biehn in the mix, this movie would have been nothing short of epic.