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Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Rooney Mara Moves to Brooklyn
She's taking all these roles to shake the stink of Elm Street off her.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Two Django Unchained Photos with Jamie Foxx and Leonardo DiCaprio
Give us the damn trailer.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item The Happytime Murders Concept Art Offers Gruesome Puppet Murder Scene
So it's like Watchmen, with puppets replacing heroes? No way will this be a legit R-rated movie.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone Prepare for The Tomb Hospital Photo
I just imagine their conversations being weird as sh*t. Not sure why.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Boardwalk Empire Lands Bobby Cannavale for Season 3
So this is the dude that's supposed to play the young, Cagney-type role to keep things fresh in the wake of you-know-who's death?

It'll be hard for me to adjust.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Death Wish Remake Eyeing Russell Crowe Says Frank Grillo
Lumet and Lemmon? F*ck that would've been awesome.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Nick Fury Debriefs Marvel's The Avengers in Five New Photos
I can't help but feel this movie is just gonna be painfully average. And all the Whedon boners will go flaccid.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Justin Bieber Eyes Fear Remake
Well, he could play the Alyssa Milano character.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Dark Shadows Photo with Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins
This character/performance already annoys me.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item The Hunger Games Katniss and Peeta Tribute Parade Photo
Is the tribute parade also a kinky rave?
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Idris Elba Confirms His Return in Thor 2
He would've been perfect for Tarantino. F*CK.

But so pumped for a big blockbustery Guillermo del Toro monster movie starring this dude.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Magic Mike EW Photos Featuring Channing Tatum and Matthew Bomer
Please tell me there will be a Chris Pontius cameo.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Photo Finds Benjamin Walker Admiring His Axe
I wonder what Lincoln's thinkin'.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Amanda Seyfried Gets Nude for Lovelace
All I got from this is "blah, blah, blah, titti*s."
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Five More Warm Bodies Photos Featuring Nicholas Hoult
That's one well-preserved zombie.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Girl in Progress Trailer
Well I sure hope this GIRL isn't, INTERRUPTED.

Ehh?
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Brian Beletic to Direct the Untitled Disney Mountain Project
I got some title suggestions. Which do you like better?

1. At the Mountains of Matterhorn
or...
2. At the Mountains of Mickey's Madness
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item The Bourne Legacy First Look Photo Featuring Jeremy Renner
He's a chameleon!
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Second Chronicle Trailer
More found footage. Oh, joy.
Fat_Jesus wrote a comment about the news item Third Haywire Trailer
The second the narrator started speaking, I wanted to smash my head through a window.
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