drunkenlemur117's About Me

I'm a psychotically jealous robot head in love with... whom, I'm not sure. My programming is a bit skewed from all my heavy drinking. I do know that I have a tiny bit of brain matter, apparently, from a lemur that was enjoying it's new found fame on the discovery channel until some meerkats got some partially better ratings. F'n meerkats!! So, they harvested its organs and implanted me with some organic tissue. Part of my functions was to increase the speed and agility to a super soldier called Spartan117 but something went wrong. I accidently got a love slaves programming and now an unwilling crew member aboard a giant living insect ship which happens to be the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. And I love a good martini!