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They should have called the the last one Indiana Jones and The Secret of the Crystal Crap, cause thats what it was CaptainRumi and atleast the last three had some kind of human history. I have yet to see some evidence of a f*cking alien, and even if there was, theres no place for it in Idiana Jones. Indiana Jones is about archeoligical adventure, not George Lucas' alien jerk of fantasies.
What are you talking about cnote this one as a little jeep in it. its going to awesome!!!
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Natalie Portman to Lead Black Swan
Guilty Pleasure #29 = She-males
Dude! F*cking Aliens! Hows that loyal to the original trilogy? It's f*cking retarded! They need to stop pumping Aliens and Shia Lebarf up the ass of every movie they make.
Are those super powered dildos he has attached to his arms?
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Natalie Portman to Lead Black Swan
i wonder if the other ballerina's supernatural powers is that she's a she-male. That would be pretty spine-tingling.
What? As if they didn't already torch the franchise up with the last one, now they're going to drive a steak through its heart and really make sure its dead. Don't they watch South Park? don't they know they raped Indiana Jones?
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
That would be pretty cool. I want to start reading up on Flemming's 'Red Indians', the 30 Assault Unit. It be cool to see something done on his time with unit, and some of their missions in the vein of Munich. Mostly everything made about him during his time in WW2 has been mostly made for TV movies, so it be nice to get something a bit more cinematic. This dude Craig Cabell has a book out on it called "Ian Flemming's Secret War" and another coming out in October, "The History of the 30 Assault Unit". They look worth checking out.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
Yeah, but he would need viagra. I wonder if Q would make him some kind of gadget to help him get a boner or install a cooling hemorrhoid pillow into the Bond car.

What I would want to see them do is Dr.No with within the Craig run, but taking as much source material from the book. Like how Honeychild Rider's nose is all f*cked up, and Bonds trouble dealing with the age gap between them. I think with Peter Morgan they can bring some more of those humanizing characteristics to Bond, and really round him out. Right now they're in that shaping process of the character, and it be nice to see what he brings.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
I serve to please. Like the Avatar? The Shadowy Man strike fear into the hearts of those easily annoyed. Sean Connery will always be the best in my eyes. If Craig leaves they should bring back Connery as Bond out of retirement, kind of like in the Dark Knight Returns comic where Batman is like 50 and becoming obsolete.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
On a lighter note, It will be interesting to see what they do with this new one and how long Craig will last in the franchise before they give him the boot. He is too blonde, and too dry, and too bulky. He's pretty much the antithesis of James Bond. I don't know why they didn't put Clive Owen as Bond, he would have been a better choice if you ask me.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
I learned all my best tricks from you sirmetrosexual.

I wasn't saying the James Bond Franchise was sh*tty, I said Die Another Day was sh*tty. I'm an extreme bond fan thats why I didn't like it, it was way too over the top, it made James Bond into a joke.

For the last time *sshole I have a picture, I'm the Shadowy Man.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
Oh I'm sorry, so you guys are the only ones that can argue back and forth about what you don't like and think is better and call people out on whatever you find is bullsh*t, but the minute someone else does it there an *sshole. WTF? For the sake of argument my ass! I was also talking about what he said about Die Another Day, here's the link to the article that he wrote. http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/london_film_festival/article4866756.ece

It's to bad you can't apply a reasonable argument Newskill or understand one. I was calling out your taste in sh*tty movies, I mean I was but thats not the point, I was calling out the fact that if some one doesn't agree with your taste they automatically don't know what they're talking about or they're an extreme douche bag all of the sudden. For instance your response to Illuminati. What did he say to you? Absolutely nothing, but now you have gone about banning him from all topics James Bond. Oh no Illuminati run, or he'll ban you. What the f*ck. Are you like the czar of movie web? The f*cking Soup Nazi? NO JAMES BOND FOR YOU!!! P.S. I'm nailing your mother as we speak, go knock on the bedroom door you'll see.

Since you asked nicely Shelly, sort of, here's my top ten

1. The Conversation 2. Pusher 2 3. Blood Simple 4. Taxi Driver
5. There Will Be Blood 6. The Unbearable Lightness of Being 7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
8. Audition 9. Total Recall 10. Evil Dead

Now you have ten reasons never to ask me if I like movies, of course I do. Why else would I defend the integrity of great movie making.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
I'm not a James Bond fan cause I don't share your sh*tty taste in movies? I don't see how one defines the other, and yes I noted all the nostalgia cleverly placed in the movie, but that doesn't make it great. Even Roger Moore was quoted saying it was way too over the top even for him. Look I'm not going to argue the merit of its iconic themes, because I don't think that is cause for value in a film. Everything about that movie, not counting the throwback icons, was extremely ridiculous. The characters, the motives, and f*cking dumb ass ice castle and invisible car. I can't help but laugh when its on TV.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Peter Morgan on Board to Write Bond 23!
Die Another Day, a great movie!! HAHAHAHA!! Seriously give me break! Anniversary movie or not, that was a complete cheese fest, a f*cking joke. No wonder why they revamped the franchise, with the way they were going they needed it.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Ryan Reynolds Talks Deadpool
Oh, its crazy how much money it made no doubt. But, like I mentioned before look at "No Country for Old Men" people thought that movie was the sh*t, and it received so many awards for what was perceived as excellence from the Coen Brothers. But if you look at the film it's trite and pretentious, and some of the dialogue these guys say is so f*cking artificial, it's serves more of a purpose to be cheesy quote like "I'll be back" than work to develop the characters in the story. And why did every body give it so much respect, because it was the Coen Brothers return to what they do best, ultra violent noir. Because of that, one movie got so much attention over pure hype.

So how does this apply to the Dark Knight you ask? Well, lets ask first what makes it such a great comic book movie. Pure and simple the Joker. Thats it. Heath Ledgers performance was so on the spot, it made the movie worth watching just to see him come on the screen again. But, does that make it a good movie? F*ck no! It makes it a good performance, and everything surrounding him at his moment on screen seems to radiate in that same brilliance, masking its flaws and ridiculous nature. But if you take that away, take Heath Ledger out of the movie, If you look at the rest of the it, It's f*cking stupid. There's editing flaws, redundant themes that just become obnoxious after a while i.e. Alfred's nonsensical speeches, the character's are all one dimensional as f*ck, there's no real story development you just get dropped in the middle of this thing. I can go on and on, listing all the things that make it bad, and believe me, I of all people was hoping for the greatest comic book movie ever when I went to see it, but in the end was rudely disappointed. So my point to all of this is just because it made a sh*t load of money and had one well played and highly anticipated character, does not make it the best comic book movie ever, it makes it the most overhyped comic book movie ever, and no one wants to say different or discuss it serious flaws, cause they don't want to admit they were duped.
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Ryan Reynolds Talks Deadpool
If you mean not having taste as liking sh*t that sucks well then yes, I guess I have no taste Remy. As for the story Slim, there was none, it was jarring, non-sensical, and I don't know what development your talking about cause I saw no such thing through out the whole movie. The only thing I noticed was Alfred contradicting himself constantly with his lame ass inspirational monologues, and bruce wayne getting increasingly confused by them. Oh and Newskill I like my avatar the way it is douche bag, I'm the f*cking shadowy man!
Delgren wrote a comment about the news item Ryan Reynolds Talks Deadpool
I'm tired of hearing how great the dark knight was. It was literally the biggest sack of sh*t I'd ever seen. Every time I see some one watching it or its playing at Best Buy, I walk away cause its so dumb and poorely done. I cant bear to watch. And yet everyone thinks its the greatest comic movie ever. Well f*ck that sh*t. That story was garbage. The only thing of any real presence in that movie was Joker and so every body praises it, but for what, thats it, one character? Bruce Wayne sucked, Alfred was ridiculous, and Harvey Dent was just plain dumb. This is just another case of 'The Emperor Wears No Clothes'. Just because the first one was awesome, every one has to praise the second. Same sh*t happened with 'No Country for Old Men'. No one wanted to say sh*t cause it was the Coen Brothers. Well, news flash, that sucked too. In my eyes the only two movies out of DC to not be a sack of turd, was Batman Begins and The Watchmen, everything else sucked.
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