IRON MAN: THE MODEL OF A HERO By: David Kobylanski The jet power sounds it out, “Heroes aren’t born… They’re built! And with high-octane fuel-efficient hot rod red, this one rockets up in a blaze of glory. He may crash a few times but that’s being more literal than you think. It’s al...
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THE SIMPSONS MOVIE: THE ANIMATED VERSION By: David Kobylanski “When disaster threatens our world… only one family can make things right… Now, time is running out…” The Simpsons are fairly surprised to find themselves in a movie when Homer can't believe he’s “paying to watch some...
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TRANSFORMERS: MAXIMIZE AND TERRORIZE By: David Kobylanski “A driver don’t pick the cars… The car picks the driver… It’s a mystical bond between man and machine…” And once it’s stolen, the fate of a young driver is thrust into a war that long existed. “What you’re about to see...
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BEOWULF: 2-D STORY IN 3-D FORMAT By: David Kobylanski An entrancing and, more importantly, computerized nude temptress emerges from the dark shimmering waters of an underground lagoon and with an angelic voice begins to say a whisper of words, “Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong ...
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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN: WITNESS THE CRIMES By: David Kobylanski He’ll dictate the question, “What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss?” And the very thing you may lose is the thing he cares the least of all about. “In the open country you can find anything… But every fortune...
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KNOCKED UP: THE STORK IS AT THE DOOR By: David Kobylanski “This is Alison’s life…” A flourishing career in television… “This is Ben’s Life…” And it’s sad if it was planned… “Their story was supposed to be over after one night but eight weeks later…” She’s pregnant�...
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WALK HARD: THE BIOPIC OF SOLID COX By: David Kobylanski Dewey Cox needs to think in a dramatic stance about his entire life before he plays because, “Once in a generation… There comes a motion picture experience so extraordinary that will change the world… forever…” It seems Walk Ha...
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SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET: A BLOODY GOOD BARBER SHOW By: DavidKobylanski “This is the tale of an ordinary man who had everything… Until a man of power stole his freedom, destroyed his family and banished him… for life… And in his sorrow, a new man was born…” With...
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