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The CryptKeeper's Reviews

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“Bruce Willis is hilarious...but that's about it.”


I saw the trailer for this a while back. I thought it looked alright, but told myself I'd see it for Bruce Willis and Mischa Barton. There it was at Blockbuster so I rented it. I noticed that there are no reviews for this film yet. With that in mind, I feel like it's my duty to tell you what's up...
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“A great little movie that probably didn't meet your expectations ”


When I was the trailer for this I thought "What a load of shit". It looked like just another raunchy comedy. It's from the director of Superbad, and since that movie was awful, I thought this would be too. But, it's not. The marketing for this movie was all wrong. I thought it was going to be a bunc...
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“Unintentionally hilarious”


So, I don't have to tell you this was supposed to come out 2 years ago, as a theater release. Now, it's getting a straight to DVD release...what does that tell you? They decided on a straight to DVD release so it can't be that good. I thought this movie was funny, man. I mean, some scenes were just ...
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“Everything a male audience could ask for.”


I knew this movie would rock. Just from the trialer, I was amazed. And now that I've seen the movie, I'm even more amazed. I first saw that they were changing the title a lot. But out of all of them, I'm glad they decided on Gamer. That's a awesome title for this movie. But the main reason I wanted ...
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“Paging Dr. Faggot”


When I first saw the trailer I thought this looked really dumb...but then I saw the extremely high reviews on this site, and since that, re-watched the trailers. I still thought some parts looked dumb, but changed my mind on other parts. It was 5 bucks to see it, and at that good price I saw it. I'd...
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“In the style of 80's slasher flicks, with those nice conveniences for the killer to kill... Or those coulda been plot holes.”


I know you people seem to hate this movie for its lack of story...but people, it's HALLOWEEN, not The Matrix, with a complex story. It's gonna be a guy killing people. Duh. Now granted, the others had a set of teens that you can forsee their future of death. This time Michael seems to just be killin...
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“Adam Sandler ruins a few scenes, but he's not bad enough to ruin the whole thing.”


I hate Adam Sandler. I love Seth Rogen. I hate The 40 Year Old Virgin. I love Knocked Up. I was a little leary about seeing this. It looked like a nice drama, but it was rated for crude, sexual content. I was going "how can a drama have crude humor and still keep a serious face?" Well, something abo...
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“Just plain and simple- Gay.”


Alright, before I start my review for this garbage, let me say that I actually feel sorry for Uwe Boll. I'm in agreement his movies are no good. BUT look at all the movies he has. You may think it's a bad thing that stuff like that is out there, but I think it's good. This guy obviously has a passio...
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