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The CryptKeeper

The CryptKeeper "Right now, the world needs a fuckin' hero."

Male
15 years old

Location:
Modesto, CA
United States

Member Since:
May 2008


 
 
Hometown:Livermore, CA
Occupation:Murders and executions mostly.
Companies:Blockbuster (I wish)
 
 
 
 
 
Review of Observe and Report
another stolen opinion/review...bitch. jk.i had the same opinion on Rogen, but then when i saw him act, i started to love him. first movie i saw him in was Zack and Miri make a Porno. now, that and this...
Review of Adventureland
did you steal my review!? haha, jk. i said a lot of the same stuff in my review i posted a while back, that last time i checked, no one commented! D:nice review....
Review of Team America: World Police
*this one...
Review of Team America: World Police
ya, the account im about to post this comment in... it doesnt work for me at least. i tried to keep all my reviews in that one. and thanks for thinking this movie sucked. lol...
Review of Triloquist
Thanks, 313td.lol, Yentz. You're right about the girl. Looked a lot like Kristen Bell now that I think about it... And I agree with it was so bad, it wasn't even funny. I did laugh at a few scattered parts,...
Review of The Hurt Locker
Great review, Rama. But I can't say I've heard of this before....
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November 12th, 2009 4:33pm
So you felt the same about "Trick r treat" as me. Not as good as others made it out to be.
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November 9th, 2009 10:45pm
Go see The Fourth Kind you will shit bricks i was genuinly creeped out and that says a lot
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October 27th, 2009 4:29pm
oh, its ok its the start of high school for you.. its hard to start.. then later it should get easier.. :D
so any new movies you've watched lately?
have you seen paranormal activities
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October 27th, 2009 2:18pm
it was okay. just meh. but you have to watch it alone , at night , in your room or else its just not as good. but overall , an entertaining lil thriller. i hate that its gettin all that money and fanbase , it doesnt deserve any of that
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October 27th, 2009 10:10am
Got reviews up for Where the Wild Things Are AND Astro Boy, if you're interested. :)
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October 26th, 2009 11:16am
Looks like it's working to me. What's up, buddy?
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October 25th, 2009 7:21pm
obviously , the profiles workin again! i just got back from disney. im about to watch paranormal activity. have you seen it yet?
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October 24th, 2009 1:48pm
mmmm, i got to this profile pretty fine.. what's up crypt haven't talked ina hell of a long time..
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October 23rd, 2009 1:40pm
Yup, it's apparently working just fine. Sorry it's taken so long to respond--I've been really bogged down by work recently.

As for Trick r' Treat, I think people are judging it WAY too harshly based off of the hype, and not enough on the actual film. It's emulating cinema of yore that predates a lot of the younger crowd that's seeing it akin to comics/movies like the Creepshow anthologies. The film is supposed to work more as parts, not as a hugely significant whole--though it all connects quite well. As it is, it's not a stupendous film, but it is immense fun because of its blending of dark humor and horror imagery--it's not scary at all, but it doesn't need to be. That, and the direction has some beautiful points to it as well as cinematography (like the bus silently careening off the cliff while awash in yellows and golds of fall. There are some continuity errors here and there that I noticed, but all I wanted was something fun, and on that, it worked perfectly. It's not meant to scare or horrify, it's meant to pay homage to the enjoyment of Halloween and the horrific traditions of it. The movie is simply trying to be a nostalgic piece of entertainment. People are going in expecting some disturbing, super-scary flick, not understanding that it's supposed to be a fun, more light-hearted affair, even poking fun at its grisly content.
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October 23rd, 2009 10:52am
Yep,I got here just fine.
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October 23rd, 2009 9:42am
Yep. I got here. Good luck on your... experiment. haha
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October 23rd, 2009 7:32am
oh my God! i got here! the page loaded!
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wow
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