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The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale"

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14 years old

Location:
Mosesto, CA
United States

Member Since:
May 2008

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I haven't reviewed anything yet!
 
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the first 2 were alright, this looks cheesey. It's just a mummy, can't do much with that in my...
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Greetings creeps! This is your old pal the Cryptkeeper! I have been away for a while, and you may think that I was dead. And I am! hehehehe. Ever sience those assholes at HBO kicked my show off the air, I havn't had a job!-and I still don't! Now I am HACK to write reviews watch movies (mostly Deomn Knight and Bordello Of Blood of CORPSE), and connect with FIENDS- I mean friends. hehehehehehe.

How I feel about the horror genre-
I like zombie fliks, ghost stories, and just plain wierd stuff. I however do not like cheesey horror fliks. I like a few such as Leprechaun which is really a comedy, but Friday The 13th, count me out!
Action-
I like movies like Crank, Shoot 'Em Up, Die Hard. I do not like action films with too deep of a plot, because there's more talking, then action. Mind as well call it a drama.
Comedy-
I hate this genre, with a few execeptions. I hate raunchy sex comedies. I find them insulting, and unfunny. I do like Hot Fuzz, Shaun Of The Dead, In Bruges, and most parts of Scary Movie 3&4.
Drama-
As long as it's not too dramatic, I like it. Such films as Reign Over Me, Pursuit Of Happyness, I like. I do not like crime dramas that are boring and slow and focus on the Police Investigations.

Random movies I like-
American Psycho
Crank
Die Hard 1,3&4
A Nightmare On Elm St. 1-7
Freddy VS Jason
Alien 1-4
All Chucky movies
The Eye
Sin City
The Evil Dead 1-2 & Army Of Darkness
Walk The Line
Reign Over Me
Hellraiser 1-8
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
Dawn Of The Dead (remake)
Saw 1-4
Hostel 1-2
In Bruges
True Lies
Bandits
Resident Evil 1-3
Hot Fuzz
Shaun Of The Dead
Ghost
Pursuit Of Happyness
Scary Movie 3
Creepshow 1-3
Lord Of War
Wanted
and others I can't think of...


Best TV shows-
1. Tales From The Crypt
2. A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
3. Next


Have you seen Pulp Fiction? If not you should. Anyway, if you have, you may remember Samuel L. Jackson's wallet. I have one, and you can have one too! Go to www.badmofowallets.com

Sequels that would be good if made-
another Halloween
A Nightmare On Elm St. 8
The Ruins 2
Scary Movie 5
Hostel Part III
The Strangers 2

Sequels that would suck if made-
I Am Legend 2
American Psycho 3
The Hills Have Eyes 3
Pulp Fiction 2
Kill Bill Vol. 3
No Countey For Old Men 2

A few of my all time favs-
American Psycho
American Psycho
American Psycho

Sin City
sin city

sin city

Crank
crank

Crank - Movie

In Bruges
In Bruges

in bruges

Lord Of War
lord of war

Lord

Hot Fuzz
hot fuzz

Hot Fuzz

Planet Terror
Planet Terror

Planet Terror

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up

Shoot EM UP

Pulp Fiction
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pulp fiction

Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight
Demon Knight

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang




Fight Club




The most beautiful woman-
Jessica Alba
ALBA

jessica alba

jessica alba

jessica alba

jessica alba

jessica alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica

jessica alba

MOVIES THAT MIGHT BE GOOD-
Rest Stop 2: Don't Look Back

Transporter 3

Death Race

The Punisher 2: War Zone

Midnight Meat Train

The Poughkeepsie Tapes

Mirrors

Quantum Of Solace

The Spirit

Eagle Eye

Tropic Thunder

Lakeview Terrace

Burn After Reading

Bangkok Dangerous

Terminator 4: Salvation


favorite killers (no order)-
Chucky
Chucky.
Freddy Krueger
FREDDY KRUEGER
Pinhead
Pinhead
Michael Myers
Michael Myers
Alien
alien
Jason
Jason
Leprechaun
leprechaun
Sweeney Todd
SWEENEY TODD
Patrick Bateman
american psycho

Favoeite actor
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L Jackson

Samuel L Jackson

english???

Samuel L Jackson

Something funny a friend gave me

Another random thing that was funny
Achmed The Dead Terrorist


 
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July 19th, 2008 10:20pm
no doubt he is a good actor
 
July 19th, 2008 1:53pm
dude, I think Jackie Brown is a good film but was totally underrated. Qt's worst film was Four Rooms
 
July 19th, 2008 11:35am
Some of your photos are missing from your page. Anyway you'll like the new avatar thats Jason from the new Friday the 13th movie. The website is plastered all over the photo. Hate comment and run but I'm off to play some PS3.
 
July 19th, 2008 11:27am
Nope my young friend thats is from The Fast and Furious, the very first movie with Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. I'll have a new Jason photo here shortly, the other one is a transition photo. Wrote a new review for Reign of Fire check it out when you got time.
 
July 19th, 2008 9:31am
Well that just looks awesome! I'll check it out when I get back. Sorry dude, but I gotta go now, so I'll talk to you again on Saturday or Sunday.
 
July 19th, 2008 9:21am
LOL, no that's not me. That's Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance, one of my favorite bands, if you don't know them, I've got a few songs of theirs on my playlist, but I'm sure you do know them. I'm going to put my myspace page up in there, that has a REAL picture of me. As for Frailty, I've heard of it, but I don't really like Matthew McConaughey. I will however look into it anyway. I commented on your Ashes thingummy movie a while back if you'd like to take a look-see.
 
July 19th, 2008 9:07am
LMAO, I don't participate in sports either. I'm not big into them. I just like to watch the games and root for the team. Green Bay, Packers are out of Green Bay, Wisconsin so yea. Well see any new movies, besides The Dark Knight, that you liked?
 
July 19th, 2008 8:55am
I only have my room to decorate. It's got some other things, other pictures of Sweeney Todd, I'm obsessed with that movie, and then a great big Packers blanket hung on the wall above my bed. I'm a huge Green Bay, Packers fan. My Mom doesn't like to put stuff like posters in her living room. She likes that artsy fartsy stuff. I commented back on my Catwoman review btw.
 
July 19th, 2008 8:31am
I've got the middle Joker with the Why So Serious on a shirt. I wore it to the show. =D. I've got only two movie posters, one that has Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, and Jack Sparrow emerging from some mist for Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End, and the other is the normal poster for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, where he is sitting in his barber chair.
 
July 19th, 2008 8:17am
No Problem about the pic, and yea I'm still on!
 
July 19th, 2008 7:28am
LOL I get it. It's Genius by the by. I'll check out your Feast review, I thought I already did, but I'll look again! lol. I'll see you later then.
 
July 19th, 2008 7:21am
 
July 19th, 2008 7:17am
LMAO, I see. That is a funny story. I commented your TDK review. Nice job by the way. And, you still haven't commented on my KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park review. XD, I'm a bit mental on getting my reviews out there. The next movie I hope to get to see in theaters is The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emporer, The Mummy and The Mummy Returns are two of my favorite movies, I should review them sometime. My only beef with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emporer is that it doesn't have Rachel Weisz portraying Evelyn, but depending on how well Maria Bello portrays her I can overlook that. I did the same with Katie Holmes character being replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal. I was skeptical, then I saw the movie, and it was a good enough portrayal for me to overlook. I will be buying tickets a week ahead of time to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at midnight this November 21st though! I WILL NOT be denied that right.
 
July 19th, 2008 7:05am
Thanks about the pic. Just found it on PhotoBucket. I did review Catwoman, you can check them both out if you'd like, which brings me to my next point, why on god's green earth, is your MovieWeb URL www.movieweb.com/u/CATWOMAN? I would've expected it to be Crypt or Cryptkeeper, lol. I've seen Hellboy, but I think you mean Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and if that IS what you mean, then I haven't seen it.
 
July 19th, 2008 6:39am
I'm not gone yet, I'm just putting everything up so that I don't have to worry about it later. I don't leave until tonight.
 
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