Bryan Yentz's Movie Reviews

"... This is far less an action film and far more a dramatic meditation on life and death..."

"... It's taken something that could have been beautiful in its own naturalism and contorted it into a childish mess. It's taken a real event and made it into a stage play; it's taken real chimps and made them into a cast of performing characters..."

"... The film delves into areas that I guarantee NO ONE will see coming. It's like they took my HEATHERS and PETE AND PETE and spilled their DONNIE DARKO in it..."

"... Six years and now, finally, with this review, 201 critiques..."

"... At the climax of our sordid, passionate tryst, THE RAID: REDEMPTION made me its bitch. . . And ya know what? I'm okay with that..."

"... JOHN CARTER--unlike its printed predecessor--will not stand the test of time, but for a simple, slightly forgettable two hours of blue-plasma spilling, alien-beheading, high-jumping chaos, it gets the job done..."

"... A THOUSAND WORDS is a compelling premise buried deep inside a terrible film..."

"... THE LORAX is an empty vessel of forced humor, obnoxious musical numbers, and poor voice acting, all coated with a veneer of colorful-yet shallow-imagery..."

"... Like a single weed infecting a field of multi-colored roses, TYRANNOSAUR separates itself from the cinematic garden due to its ugliness..."

"... CHRONICLE shows that this dead horse hasn't been fully beaten; in fact, I think I just saw it kick..."