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I have added most. There are still a few stragglers. A lot of these were already in our system, so you may be entering the title incorrectly! Enjoy!
B. Alan Orange added new photos to his photo gallery: Profile Pics
who cares about this sh*tty movie.
B. Alan Orange is now Friends with CBF
  • Really? This just happened?
  • Bout time!
This prize should be mine because I would use it more than anyone else here. I would sleep with it and make it my lover. Please pick me...But I am not going to beg!
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B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item James Gunn's Super Gets a Release Date
Ed Douglas is a certified lunatic on loan from Bellvue. Especially if he thinks he owns a release date. He's just mad because no one wants to look at his ugly site. Can't believe he is using Movieweb as a way to troll for readers on Thanksgiving. What a sad, lonely, pathetic man. Is he mad because IFC sent Movieweb a coffee mug yesterday?
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Why is he looking at superman's nipple like he wants to rub butter on it?
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Spider-Man Gets Rhys Ifans as the Villain
Great villain. Excellent romantic interest. F*cking horrible Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield must have been really cheap, or gave someone at Sony great head. He's a good actor. But he is not Peter Parker. This movie will fail because of that.
Goo.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Second The Dilemma Trailer
This trailer is GAY! G. A. Y.
B. Alan Orange reviewed the disc Killers DVD

"A cool breeze of ocean air followed by a cold, hard slap of salt water, Killers is full of neat action scenes, and some great comedic moments. Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl have made a sleeper hit that offers up a lot of unexpected fun."
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night Trailer
Do you think people in Japan go, "What a sh*tty Japanese remake. I only watch the original American version." To seem hip and cool to their friends?
Revenge of the Fallen was a dumb title too. So was The Phantom Menace. So is this.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Kevin Smith's Red State Set Photo
I love back-of-head pics. Exciting.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Final Saw 3D Motion Poster!
I like that they are welding on his penis and nipples. Blur your eyes and he has a fire dick. And fire nipples. Jigsaw has got fire crotch.