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Revenge of the Fallen was a dumb title too. So was The Phantom Menace. So is this.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Kevin Smith's Red State Set Photo
I love back-of-head pics. Exciting.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Final Saw 3D Motion Poster!
I like that they are welding on his penis and nipples. Blur your eyes and he has a fire dick. And fire nipples. Jigsaw has got fire crotch.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: Saw 3D Outdoor Advertisement Art!
This looks crazy. Craziest Saw movie ever made. Can't wait to watch it. At the mall. With screaming children and old ladies. I want to see the next Saw series of films be about Baby jigsaw, where he is on the playground, torturing kids.
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I cannot wait to watch this. Its going to be the best part of this new fall season!

"The Event is definitely worth checking out. It's a zingy, zesty bit of excitement that doesn't slow down for a minute. If it did, we'd be inclined to ask far too many questions for our own good."
Nope. You're still stupid. Really stupid. I don't think you've seen any Herzog films. To say you looked up Werner's filmography and that the only good movie on it was What Dream May Come, is just plain ignorant on your part, and proves you are an uneducated blowhard.
Uh, Jimthar? You are a f*cking idiot. Learn who Werner Herzog is before going on about Bad Lieutenant.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Pokemon Live-Action Trailer Leaked?
This is a legit Japense-produced film utilizing white american actors to sell to overseas audiences. From the company that brought us Dragon Wars (D-Wars) with Craig Robinson (which was a Korean film, I know). But Showbox is behind this as well.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Captain America Costume Photos Revealed!
I wish this guy was the real Captain America.

"A weekly exploitation series about cheerleading that is as tawdry as it is sexy. Cheap, dirty fun with just enough dumb drama to keep us interested!"
B. Alan Orange reviewed the TV episode Outsourced: Pilot

"A bland, boring sitcom that does not justify itself in replacing Parks and Recreation on NBC's Must See Thursday Night line-up."
Poots. Fitting.
Thanks, garbage truck, for dumping this on my lawn. F*ck this Peter Vincent! In the immortal words of Neil Hamburger, "Fright Night? More like Sh*t Night."
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Wow! That new Aexman clip is some of the dumbest sh*t I have ever seen. That's from a real movie?
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