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I did that Dobie shirt! Now!
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B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Courageous Trailer
@jimthar The weird thing is, they've heard of you.
@forrestgump1 God, you really must love Monte Carlo!
@bawnian-dexeus You can always pretend its heaping hot plate of bird sh*t.
Why wasn't the gate already locked, huh, Chris?
Have you seen Yogi? Brilliant!
These glasses are being used right now. I love watching Yogi Bear in 3D! Best 3D movie yet!
Even Dwarfs have to be CGI now? Lame. Time Bandits just wouldn't be the same if it were all tall actors, but I am sure when they remake that we will get an Ocean's 11 all-star cast with Brad Pitt and George Clooney shrunk down. Couldn't get any lamer, and I love Ian McShane. He's one of the best. But he's a 6 footer. This is like a professional chef taking a job at McDonalds just because he can. Think of all the great dwarf actors out there who are out of a job: Tony Cox (bad santa), Martin Klebba (Pirates), Jason Wee Man Acuna (jackass), Warwick Davis (harry potter), Danny Woodburn...Oh, wait, Klebba and Woodburn have already been cast in that other Snow White movie. So there aren't enough Dwarfs to go around because they are making three snow white movies all at the same time. So we shouldn't complain about McShane because that other movie snatched up all the dwarfs first. Hmm. OKay. Ian McShane will do great!
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item The Dark Knight Rises Trailer! Real or Fake?
@michael Routt You have the clap? Gross.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item The Dark Knight Rises Trailer! Real or Fake?
Not actually playing with Green Lantern. Supposed to premier in front of WB's Horrible Bosses.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item The Dark Knight Rises Trailer! Real or Fake?
My sources at WB say that this is real. Asking us to pull it ASAP. Big time leak. Should we pull it or leave it up? You decide!
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item The Inbetweeners Trailer!
@raw_bhl Is that good or bad?
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Final Super 8 Poster Gets a Classic Look
@J.P. Spidey trailer with Transformers 3 is a lie. So suck it.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Final Super 8 Poster Gets a Classic Look
Those people look like Deli cold cuts with faces drawn on them.
B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item Final Super 8 Poster Gets a Classic Look
Just as Super 8 is the RC Cola (or maybe even President's Brand) version of Steven Spielberg's Coca-Cola, this is a lame rip-off of Drew Struzen that doesn't quite get it right despite trying very hard. It fits the rip-off motif, I guess. A wannabe movie with a wannabe poster. Drew's not that busy. So f*ck this ugly sh*t.
F*ck MW? Its Bryan Cranston that said it. He obviously wants you to know!
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B. Alan Orange wrote a comment about the news item The Muppets Poster
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