B. Alan Orange's Reviews

"The best 3D of the summer! The best kill scenes since parts 1 and 2! It moves the franchise in a new direction while paying perfect homage to the original. A must-see for fans of horror, and this franchise!"

"A wretched stretch of painful sight gags that is only saved by the brawny performances of Jason Bateman and Leslie Mann. They deserve better. We, on other hand, deserve what we get if we decide to buy a ticket to this torture chamber sonnet."

"A stand-alone episode that encapsulates everything we love about this show. Better than any summer movie, this is the best thing July has to offer in the form of entertainment!"

"Those who stayed up late to watch the raunchy fantasy epics of yesteryear as they ran incessantly on cable throughout the 80s will worship this as one of the few great comedies of this year. Everyone else will be bored or appalled by its bawdy pageantry."

"A cool breeze of ocean air followed by a cold, hard slap of salt water, Killers is full of neat action scenes, and some great comedic moments. Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl have made a sleeper hit that offers up a lot of unexpected fun."

"The Event is definitely worth checking out. It's a zingy, zesty bit of excitement that doesn't slow down for a minute. If it did, we'd be inclined to ask far too many questions for our own good."

"A weekly exploitation series about cheerleading that is as tawdry as it is sexy. Cheap, dirty fun with just enough dumb drama to keep us interested!"

"A bland, boring sitcom that does not justify itself in replacing Parks and Recreation on NBC's Must See Thursday Night line-up."

"An odd dissertation on what not to do when you have such a magnificent cast at your disposal. Operation: Endgame is an utterly worthless waist of everybody's time. And it barely makes any sense. Pretty awful stuff."

"If Looney Tunes were resurrected as a really cheap gross-out schlock exercise, this is what it would look like."