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B. Alan Orange's Rating Your Rating  
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Good

"After Marley & Me, I just couldn't sit through another film about euthanasia."
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Not Easily Broken

"Even Tyler Perry's words of endorsement couldn't convince me to seek this one out."
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3

Yonkers Joe

"Baseball! Gambling! Chazz Palminteri! Don't know why I missed it..."
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4

Notorious

"Was afraid of getting shot or stabbed in the theater. Will definitely check it out on DVD!"
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5

Chandni Chowk to China

"I heard it was nearly three hours long. I have a bladder infection."
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6

Underworld 3: The Rise of The Lycans

"Though we did video interviews, they did not screen the film for anyone. I smell a stinker."
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7

Killshot

"How long has this been languishing on a shelf. I will check it out on DVD if given the chance."
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8

Outlander

"Holy Christ, this looks amazing. I will see it as soon as I get a chance!"
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9

New in Town

"Renee Zellweger hates me, and I hate her right back!"
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10

Medicine for Melancholy

"Um? Never even heard of it."
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11

Serbis

"Gay dudes jacking off in a movie theater? No thanks."
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12

Chocolate

"This looks like an ass kicking good time. Wish I could have seen it. Maybe on DVD?"
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13

Fired Up

"The trailers make this look atrocious. If it happens across my path, I'll give it a chance. But I am not going to any lengths to seek it out on my own."
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14

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

"What? I missed it? Damn!"
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15

Crossing Over

"Directed by Wayne Kramer? I have to see this!"
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16

Everlasting Moments

"I don't even know what this is, nor do I want to."
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17

Echelon Conspiracy

"Ooh, looks exciting!"
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18

Race to Witch Mountain

"Aliens and the Rock! Can't imagine why I didn't see this."
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19

Sunshine Cleaning

"This looks funny. Hopefully I will remember to check it out on DVD."
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20

Knowing

"Aliens blow up the planet. Damn, I just ruined it for myself."
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21

Duplicity

"Julia Roberts and Clive Owen? Yuck!"
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22

Monsters Vs. Aliens

"It's a dumb looking cartoon, anyway."
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23

The Haunting in Connecticut

"Another lame ghost story with ectoplasm coming out of some kid's mouth. Yawn."
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24

The Cross

"This might actually be interesting. I might check it out on DVD."
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Valentino: The Last Emperor

"Its making money, yet I haven't heard of it."
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26

Every Little Step

"Another documentary, another wasted two hours."
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27

Is Anybody There?

"Wow! Could you bore me just a little bit more?"
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28

Lemon Tree

"Citric acid gives me horrible heartburn."
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29

Dragonball Evolution

"I smell a stinker!"
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30

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

"It's no mystery why I missed this one!"
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