""Like chewing on blood raw fat and gristle while someone snips pieces of flesh off your face with a pair of fingernail clippers, this Evil Dead is a non-stop carnage shop that's deeply obsessed with body mutilation and the color red."
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B. Alan Orange
reviewed the movie Evil Dead
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B. Alan Orange
rated the news item: Tim Heidecker Reviews Jack the Giant Slayer and 21 & Over
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Emma Stone Arrives on The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Chinatown Set
Someone here once said Emma Stone looks like she is caught midway between a human transforming into a snake. Now that's all I see when i look at her. She is a lizard person.
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Mary Jane Meets Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set Footage
Does anyone else think she looks like Bryce Dallas Howard? Who played Gwen Stacy in the original trilogy? Or is that just me?
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Mark Hamill Confirms Himself, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams and Anthony Daniels Are in Talks for Star Wars: Episode VII
@josh "Mark Hamill confirms himself [is] in talks for Episode VII"
Show me where this appears in the story. Don't call out for bad grammar that doesn't exist in a story just to be a douche. Your shiny red tie does that quite nicely on its own. |
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: DV 'Graveyard' Clip
I saw DV last week and it literally blew my mind. Evan Jacobs gives a heartfelt, funny, and very creepy performance. Hope the guy keeps acting. I couldn't take my eyes off him. I enjoyed this just as much, if not more, than V/H/S.
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Beasts of the Southern Wild Star Quvenzhane Wallis to Replace Willow Smith in Annie
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Guardians of the Galaxy Confirms Chris Pratt as Peter Quill!
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item The Lone Ranger 'Tonto Meets Silver' Photo
At one time the movie was called Tonto and the Lone Ranger. It wasn't flying, so they changed it to Lone Ranger. People didn't like that either, so they added a THE.
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Iron Man 3 Leaves Tony Stark with Just a Boot and a Glove Teases Robert Downey Jr.
@youngrizo As this was the first concept art released by Marvel back during Comic Con 2012, I don't think its much of a spoiler.
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item J.J. Abrams to Direct Star Wars: Episode VII!
This is like a dude who is dating a girl who kind of, sort of, but not really looks like his dream girl. Then he lands his dream girl. Abrams is going to drop Trek like a hot potato. No way he sticks around for Part 3. Guaranteed.
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B. Alan Orange
rated the news item: EXCLUSIVE: The Expendables 3 Starts Shooting This Fall! Wesley Snipes and Jackie Chan in Talks
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item EXCLUSIVE: In Organic We Trust 'Where Food Comes From' Clip
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B. Alan Orange
reviewed the disc Now Is Good DVD
"Dakota Fanning delivers one of her best performances in this entertaining tear jerker."
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B. Alan Orange
wrote a comment about the news item Eli Roth to Return as the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds Spin-Off Killer Crow
@thedude-abides no chagrin here, I'll watch whatever comes next.
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