Team America: World Police

"No, I can’t upstage Alec Baldwin! He’s the best actor in the world!"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 2.0 Stars

Hitman

"The place I was raised, they didn't give us names. They gave us numbers. Mine was 47."
The Cryptkeeper gave it 4.5 Stars

The Transporter 2

"More action-packed than the first!"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 4.0 Stars

Killjoy DVD

"One of the worst movies to ever come to existence."
The Cryptkeeper gave it 2.5 Stars

Dead of Winter DVD

"This is why you shouldn't do drugs."
The Cryptkeeper gave it 2.5 Stars

Twilight

"Where's the blood?!"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 3.5 Stars

Transporter 3

"Was this a joke?"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 1.0 Stars

Casino Royale

"Daniel Craig is the best Bond yet!"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 5.0 Stars

Collateral

"Don't get me cornered. We don't have trunk space."
The Cryptkeeper gave it 5.0 Stars

Lake Placid

"What a croc!"
The Cryptkeeper gave it 2.5 Stars