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The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."

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15 years old

Location:
Modesto, CA

Member Since:
November 2008


 
 
Hometown:Livermore, CA
Occupation:murders and executions, mostly
 
 
 
 
I haven't reviewed anything yet!
 
Review of Betrayed
I thought this was better than 2.5...
Review of Unborn [Unrated/Rated Versions]
THIS MOVIE SUCKS....
Review of Mallrats
lol...
Review of Zack and Miri Make a Porno [2 Discs]
This is only the best movie on the face of the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.5?????????????????????????????...
Review of Mallrats
thanks, most people do. lol...
Review of 12 Rounds [Unrated/Rated Versions]
lol, I thought this was going to be shit, but it turned out to be ok. As long as you don't mind unoriginal plot, and bad acting....
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Alright, people. Most of you have gotten a reply from me, and it took a while. That's because I do not have a computer. I try to log on through my phone, or go to the library, but it doesn't always work out. Most, if not all of you know this, but just lettin' everyone know again, as a reminder! Don't expect quick responses!

This is so messed up! Michael Jackson's death is EVERYWHERE but poor old Farrah Fawcet left us too, and I've hardly heard anything about her! I'm not insluting Jackson, because you have to admit it, too. But he was a freak. So no one seems to care that a NORMAL person died? Lame. R.I.P., Farrah

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July 9th, 2009 8:34pm
Got Public Enemies and Ice Age 3 Reviews up if interested.
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July 9th, 2009 2:07pm
Sadly, yeah... It's got some crazy Chinese dude in the buff and then some stuff with Zach Galifinakis (however you spell his name). That and the end credits divulge his package a bit more too.
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July 8th, 2009 9:50pm
Yeah he was the Oxi-clean guy. It's so messed up that when a regular person who changes the world everyday, like maybe an army veteran, dies no one cares. But when someone like Michael Jackson dies, they have to go telecasting his damn funeral! Now I remember that from Dodgeball, that was a funny movie. Hey, guess what, my birthday is tomorrow (the 9th)! woo hoo!
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July 8th, 2009 5:37pm
That one dose sound interesting. Thanks.
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July 8th, 2009 3:22pm
I have not seen Borat and have absolutely no interest. It would be torture to sit through it as well as Bruno. Don't see what people find appealing about it. Then you have some who feel it will make more money than Transformers this weekend. What world are they living in? LOL.

I will let you know what I think of Mulholland Drive. Yes I do care about the actresses and actors being attractive. It really bugs me when you are watching a film and they cast some ugly woman. For example I loved The Dark Knight but I do not think Maggie Gyllenhaal is attractive so whenever she was in a scene that was all I could think about. It is sad I know, but I was glad they killed her off. I think Naomi Watts is a beautiful woman but not in the typical sense, that is why I like her so much. She can have absolutely no makeup on and hair all a mess and still look good.
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July 8th, 2009 2:17pm
I seen Blade Trinity in the theater, I liked it!
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July 8th, 2009 1:47pm
Twilight wasn't atrocious, but it's exactly what I thought it would be. The romance films I personally like are the ones that actually seem conflicted like in True Romance or The Signal. Movies that don't have to be chick-flicks or vehicles to showcase hot young actors/actresses. I even thoroughly enjoyed Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dance and Charm School with Robert Carlyle... And yeah, if you're mom isn't up for a ton of language and shots of dick, I wouldn't take her to The Hangover. It's not nearly as bad as as I was expecting--at all--but there is constant swearing and more male nudity then I ever care to see. But yeah, it isn't really that vulgar/crude as one would expect, but I'm still not sure if your mom would get the same "appreciation" out of it--best wait for the other theater.

And yeah, there's actually a Demons, Demons 2 and Night of the Demons. However, Night of the Demons is unrelated to the other two. Either way, I can't see why they'd remake Night of the Demons because of how absolutely forgettable it all was. So what have you seen recently, anything worth recommending?
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July 8th, 2009 11:40am
That's too bad. I was hoping that it would be better. I've been in the mood to see a good horror movie for once.
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July 8th, 2009 11:15am
So you didn't like the Unborn. Why was it bad?
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July 7th, 2009 4:28pm
The movie was good but had quite a few annoying things going on to keep me from loving it. Such has Sam's room mate, his parents where on my last nerve through out the movie, every time they showed up the movie started going down hill until they moved on in the story.

Didn't really like how easily the Decepticons got axed very quickly with just a few shots, or a quick fist fight with an Autobots. The Fallen went down way to quick for has powerful has he was suppose to be. Devastator couldn't handle those Twin Autobots and goes down with one Rail Gun Shot.

Tired to stay for a little of the credits was their any scene with Megatron back on Titan Jupiter moon. Honestly I could see a 3rd movie on the horizon but I hope Michael Bay doesn't come back or at least finds a better writer for dialog and give a the fights a little more knock down drag effect. Like the fight between Prime in the woods vs. Megatron,Star Scream, and Long Haul.
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July 7th, 2009 6:02am
Sorry I was not on for your Birthday.
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July 6th, 2009 9:34pm
That's a good savings, what are some of the titles that you brought?
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July 6th, 2009 3:36pm
Public Enemies review is up.
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July 6th, 2009 2:35pm
Whew, you never know with movies. I did not want to say anything negative about Bruno because some people are very sensitive about that sort of thing. I would not see that thing if you paid me. I am glad to hear it was a joke. I will have to look up that Naomi Watts film, sounds familiar. I am a member of Netflix as well and I am enjoying all the things you can watch instantly even though the quality is not always the best.
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July 6th, 2009 12:19pm
Yeah, but I thought I'd give it a try. That's why I didn't get around to seeing until now. So the "Haunted Highway" is good? I was thinking of renting it.
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July 6th, 2009 11:06am
Yeah The Hangover is really funny no name actors made it that much funnier. I'm on a boat cause that's where i work i'm a sailor on a passenger ferry it takes people to Pelee Island and Sandusky Ohio. Transformers 2 was oh man i just hate it so very much i went to the midnight showing and everything uhhh sooooo fucking bad. Did you hear Farrah Fawcett went to heaven god told her "for being such a good woman and all your charity work i'll grant you one wish" Farrah said "I just wish all the children of the world would be safe" so God killed Michael Jackson lol
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July 6th, 2009 9:27am
Ha, I agree about the Farrah Fawcett thing. I am pretty sad about Billy Mays, but everyone has to go to a Michael Jackson's side rather than someone who led a normal non-child dangerous life. And by the way, what is your head quote from, because I can't remember which movie it's from.
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July 6th, 2009 9:24am
Not much man, I see you gave the Island a 4. I never understood all the bad feedback on that.
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July 6th, 2009 9:09am
They all look good. Ill add them to my netflix queue.
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July 6th, 2009 8:51am
I've been working like all the time lol and there's no internet on my boat so i havent written a review or been on here in awhile. What have you seen recently? I've seen tons

Star Trek (Awesome movie even for non fans it rocks)
Transformers 2 (SHIT such a letdown too much bad sitcom humour)
Taking Of Pelham 123 (Great movie awesome acting very suspenseful)
Drag Me To Hell (Hysterical sooo funny some good scares too)
Terminator Salvation (Good lacked plot not as good as T-1 or T-2 but still a good action movie)
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July 6th, 2009 8:00am
Actually I am not planning on seeing Bruno, it is just not my type of movie. I don't really get into comedies or romances, more thriller, horror or comic book based.

It is weird that Blockbusters does not have that movie anymore. Oh well if you come across it in the future I do recommend it still. I have been wanting to purchase it but have yet to be able to find it a the used place either. Maybe it is something a lot of people want to own.
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July 6th, 2009 7:58am
Hey. Sorry I was sleeping. Oh and all the trailers work. Ill check em out.
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July 6th, 2009 12:23am
Didn't like it. Bad plot, with a bunch of random action. Get For young guys.
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July 5th, 2009 10:50pm
oh wow thats awesome!


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On the 4th I worked not bad though but yesterday (3rd) it was real busy! We had a dvd blow-out sale. Previously viewed movies were up to 50% off. I just went out to eat with my dad at the cheesecake factory. Pretty slow there because the economy at that time or cause people at home or watching fireworks etc.
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July 5th, 2009 10:24pm
Naw I havent seen those. But Ill check em out if you said they were good.
And Peace.
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July 5th, 2009 10:22pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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July 5th, 2009 10:18pm
Yeah It sucked big timeee. I aint watching any more Michael Bay movie's, I want money back for Transformers 2. It was a waste of money and time.
Heat was fantastic.
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July 5th, 2009 10:18pm
What's up other than your BIRTHDAY!?
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July 5th, 2009 10:15pm
hey crypt how was your 4th of july and did you see public enemies yet? I havent yet people seems to be giving good feedback about it on your page here. By the way i was working in the video store today i came across the dvd american pycho 2 and thought of you lol. does that one have a female starring as the main character i bet it was horrible huh cause you never mentioned that one. hee-hee -Ray
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July 5th, 2009 10:14pm
Public Enemies probably isnt the movie for you. lol
I would rent it. But I thought it was great. Because I love gangster flick and crime drama.
Michael Mann directed Heat, Collateral, The Insider and some other movies.
Oh ya and Transformers 2 sucked.
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