AlanSmithee's Cheesy Movie Indulgences

"Bill Maher before Politically Incorrect & Real Time. I'd put his Pizza Man movie on here as well, but it wasn't listed as it's only available on VHS"

"Otherwise known as Super Snooper."

"Yes.... Encino Man. Read the title of this list!"

"No.... not the Aussie band. "

"also stars Zelda Rubinstein.... tiny psychic lady from Poltergeist fame. I think I watch this film in a MST3K sort of way. If you've ever heard, Top That! rap, then you'll dig my groove."

"I believe Tom Hanks said of this film, If you want repeat business, DON'T KILL THE DOG! He was right."

"John Goodman dons the crown after everyone in the Royal family dies in a freak photography accident. Implausible? Naaaaaaahhhhh!"

"Okay.... this is not actually on my cheesy flick list. It's here to represent 1989's Penn & Teller Get Killed which is also only available on VHS.. I'm a big P&T fan and this may have been one of the worst movies ever reviewed, but I don't care. It's like celluloid crack to me. "

"Cyndi Lauper & Jeff Goldblum. On-screen chemistry was like the bargain basement chemistry set that only had baking soda, vinegar and liquids hat just turned different colors. But, still...."

"Only on this list because I WAS Kinky Kong. I also starred as the flamboyantly gay, pink ape in Play-Mate of the Apes. Man they really pigeonholed me into those damn, dirty, soft-core porn ape films. I DID get to see lots of naked ladies, tho'."