True story: The last bong I owned was broken while some friends and I were watching a movie. The movie? Well, it was Cloverfield, which Drew Goddard wrote. Now, Goddard is making his directing debut and one of the promotional items in the giveaway is a bong. It was meant to be. The prizes should be mine because it's obvious that this is karma's way of righting itself, and who are you to argue with the karmic forces of the universe?