A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

"Even for a "Harold and Kumar" film, this movie felt very underwhelming."
IlikePie202 gave it 2.5 Stars

Colombiana

""Colombiana" is lazy and generic, therefore it's not an enjoyable film."
IlikePie202 gave it 1.5 Stars

The Adjustment Bureau

"ONE PARAGRAPH REVIEW CONTEST"
IlikePie202 gave it 3.5 Stars

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"It's ultimately better than "Revenge of the Fallen" by quite a bit, but then again I can't say I liked it."
IlikePie202 gave it 2.0 Stars

Pinocchio

"Like a world full of imagination. One of Walt Disney's brightest, most superb films."
IlikePie202 gave it 5.0 Stars

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

"An absolutely wonderful and charming film. Walt Disney at his best."
IlikePie202 gave it 5.0 Stars

Vampires Suck

"A waste of money, time- I'm not going to say talent because there is none here."
IlikePie202 gave it 0.5 Stars

Scary Movie 4

"THIS IS AN 8-SENTENCE, ONE PARAGRAPGH REVIEW FOR THE CONTEST THAT @Screeny IS HOLDING: A terrible film, but not nearly as bad as the other Freidberg/Seltzer spoof failures."
IlikePie202 gave it 1.5 Stars

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

"Too much action+horrendous visuals+good acting+terrible direction+not really any story+Wolverine= bad movie."
IlikePie202 gave it 2.0 Stars

True Grit

"The Coen brothers succeed again, with their near perfect Western film."
IlikePie202 gave it 4.5 Stars