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Dale performs a scene from his children's book "The Magic Bullet": the story of a little gun searching for her lost bullet.
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Luanne discovers her talent as a puppeteer.
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Lucky tells Hank about his baby's rolling problem.
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Luanne presents her latest, updated puppet DVD, Manger Babes.
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Bobby proselytizes at the Arlen mall.
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Bobby asks Lucky for help with righteousness.
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The guys taunt Milton street with their fireworks supply.
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Bobby skips church, orders a pizza, and steals money from Peggy's purse to pay for it.
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Bobby asks for salvation at Lucky's church.
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Bill screams when he hears the story of how Hank saved Bobby from the bats and the sinking raft.
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Lucky refuses to go to the hospital because that's where people die.
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Bobby gets excited by the real estate rehearsals and tells dad he wants to be an actor.
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Peggy discovers trashy novels.
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LuAnn swallows a watermelon seed and fears she'll give birth to a watermelon baby.
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Hank and Dale comment on the local hipsters.
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Bobby becomes man of the house when Hank becomes afraid of a bat.
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Enrique gives a speech at his daughters' Quinceanara party.
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Hank freaks out when he finds Peggy and Bobby wearing their underwear around the house in an attempt to get more intimate as a family.
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Hank discovers he's been tricked into paying sticker price for 25 years.
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Stephens Davies - self help guru - challenges Peggy's grasp on her life and family.
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Lucky and LuAnn play "good cop bad cop" with Bobby when their other parenting methods fail.
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Dale plays Hank's and Bill's theme songs.
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Hank seeks a happy pill to solve his problems, and Dale plays the happy pill theme song.
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Bobby and Peggy make a bet over how long the soccer announcer will say "Goaaal!"
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Hank saves Bobby from a sinking raft.
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Peggy realizes she needs a script before she can direct.
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Dales suspects that human sacrifice takes place at a Quinceanera party.
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The family meets Luanne's father uncle Hoyt.
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Hank tells the guys that Peggy wants a convertible.
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Bobby's Grandpa Cotton stirs up trouble when he babysits for the night.
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Kahn's Dad orders him to convert his analog watch into an mp3 player. Drag and Drop!
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Hank helps Lucky fill out a credit card application.
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Peggy helps her brother get out of a jam at a strip joint.
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LuAnn delights when a Japanese grill-chef transforms an onion into a volcano.
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Peggy and Ladybird agree that babies are smarter than they look because they prefer beautiful people over ugly people.
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Peggy holds a rehearsal for her new real estate script "Connections" and has to deal with her needy actors and Hank's objections.
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Dale takes it up on himself to "upgrade the entertainment value of the alley with a soundtrack" by playing a keyboard.
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Lucky and Bobby have fun rolling down a hill inside a tire while LuAnn watches for cars.
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Kahn asks Ted if they can have a friendship marriage after witnessing his spectacular karaoke performance.
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Kahn performs "The Morning After" at the local Karaoke Bar to an enthusiastic crowd.
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The teacher's plan backfires when he tries to teach the class about discrimination by making half of them wear stars on their shirts.
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Luanne's long lost father and Peggy's brother returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years.
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Peggy finally gets a house listing and Luanne suggests putting in a Gap.
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LuAnn and Lucky explain to Bobby that he wouldn't have any fun at the dramatic, knife-juggling, Japanese restaurant.
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Peggy shares her theory on how you're never too down to quit.
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Peggy and Nancy pass a couple scantily clad young girls on the street.
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