Tales from the Crypt (1989 - 1996): Review By Rock

Wello hello my Kitty's , your disturbing pal Rocho the crapkeeper is back with more goodies from his cousin The cryptkeeper . This season has 18 bloody finger licking good episode , like always they are based on some of the best E.C. comics story lines .

This season is full of different ways some spouses get rid of their loves ones and most of them will see the wrath of karma yihihihihhiihi . But thats not all we also get to see a poker game were when you have a bad hand you lose a hand yihihihiihihihihihi , a ventriliquist with quite a secret , vampires and werewolfs living together , a scheming promoter going crazy at a death metal concert yihihihihihihihi , conjoined twins, deformed human beings , lots of murders ,mummies, cartoons coming to life ,voodoo. And the most important thing of all is this season contains the memorable birth of my cousin the Cryptkeeper , you can see that even at birth he had death all over his face yihihihihihihi.

More then a couple of talented actors decided to come by the crypt to give it the best they had to offer to the cryptkeeper . Demi moore , Patricia Arquette , Harry anderson, Jeffrey Tambor , Lance Henriksen , Harry Anderson ,Larry Drake ,Grace Zabriski,Miguel Ferrer ,Don Rickles Bobcat Goldwait and even the always ghoulish looking Iggy Pop that head yihihihihihihi. There is even big Arnold the governator that directed one episode . He did put in some of his muscles in it but he should of put is blood and guts in it too it would of been a lot more tastier yihihihiihihihihihi.

There is not one episode i can say I don' like but here are my top 3 episodes from this season

-For crying out loud : A murder story involving a scheming rock promoter starts earing is conscience that is voiced by the always funny Sam Kinison . It`s starts of with The promoter eager to get fried in the electric chair , one of the best begining in this franchise

-The ventriliquist Dummy : A ventriliquist ( don rickles) with a dark secret attach to is hand has to show the ropes to a wannabe ventriliquist ( Bobcat) but ends up showing him a lot more then he bargain for.

-Lower Berth : a love romance set in a freak show between a two headed man and a 2000 year old dead mummie , or like i like to call it the wonderfull birth of the cryptkeeper

Well this it for the Crapkeeper till i get season 3 , till then boils and Ghouls dont let the bed bugs bite , I eard they are getting bigger and bigger yiihihihihihihi