Melrose Place (2009 - 2010): Review By Newkill3000

SCANDAL-decent

Welcome to the most scandalous show ever. You thought The Guiding Light was scandalous, then you haven't seen anything yet.

I think the biggest problem with this episode is that it has too much things going on in it. It blows the mind and you'll have to watch it more than once. Well, Jane Andrews, the most useless character in this show, who is also Sydney's sister, arrives to Melrose Place and introduces herself to the tenants as the new landlady of the apartment complex. She starts off by threatening Ella to have one of her clients dress up in one of her dresses or else she will send incrimination e mails Ella sent to Syndey to the police. What a bitch! How can she do this? What she's doing is soooooooo SCANDALOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ella must turn to her friend David for help. Violet becomes fleeing suspect after Detective Rodriguez questions her about Sydney and her past. Oh yeah, people she runs from the police. Harrison Ford eat your freaking heart out.

Lauren, ha! Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. The hell are you doing woman. This woman meets some dude at a hotel bar and she extends her new gig to a whole notha level. She starts stripping and dancing and more stripping and dancing, but this douche stands her up and decides not to pay her. What a freaking jerk. I smell something. You smell it. It smells like SCANDALOUSSSSSS!!! Lauren is stopped by Wendi, the madam of the hotel, who threatens to kill her if she sees her stinky face again. Later on Lauren calls to apologize and Wendi gives her a skanky job offer. Now, Wendi owns Lauren. Wow. Lauren, how could you put yourself through this. This is so scandalous.