True Blood (2008 - Present): Review By The CryptKeeper
Sep 5th, 2008 by The CryptKeeper
Low quality at it's best... or is it worst.
  • OVERALL
    1.5
    POOR
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Replay Value
I hope I am reviewing the right thing. The pilot is the first episode (no duh), but it says that episode 1 is called "Strange Love." If you don't know what I mean by "they", I rented the very first episode, and only the first episode, not the whole series.

This particular episode was lame. It sucked. There was hardly any vampire action, and all sex, and pointless conversations that were super stupid, and lame.

Judging by this pilot episode, this show will not do very well. It is poorly made, with crappy acting. The story was ok. Of what I gathered, it is about vampires that are well known throughout the world, or at least the city this takes place in. They want rights and crap. The story is kinda newish, but not good, or believeble, as you can see.

I will not watch this show when the rest of the series airs, and I have warned you, so now it is up to you if you would like to waste the time!

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Comments (25)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    Ya, I guess. But they still shouldn't have made it! lol

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. Samanthaantha

    You're pretty passionate about this... I don't like it enough to fight you about it... but i'm still gonna watch it...

    Its just a TV show... Relax.

    4 years agoby @samanthaanthaFlag

  3. The CryptKeeper

    AH! Thank you, BlizZz. I guess you and I both had the unfortunate event of watching this.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  4. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    F*ck this sh*t, I'm with you all the way Crypt, but I would go as far as to say this sh*t should have never been made, or at least done right, or even done in the comical manner the original trailers were, I think this is another one season series, or even a two season, but quite frankly I don't see this hitting higher then 10 episodes and that's a stretch.

    V2k, when are you going to start watching good portrayals of vampires, then you'll see what I'm talking about.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  5. du gangsta

    i waz almost guna wach dis, but now i dont think i wil

    4 years agoby @dugangstaFlag

  6. The Dark Knight

    lol

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    thank God

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. The Dark Knight

    dude I'm kidding

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  9. The CryptKeeper

    NOOOO!!! YOU PEOPLE GOTTA LITSTEN!! THIS SHOW SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!

    and vamp, i wasnt talkin to you, but i know you did, i was talking to movienerd who says he is going to watch this, and doesnt mention the fact that i hate it, so i dont know if he read it or not

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  10. The Dark Knight

    oh this looks good thanks

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  11. Vamp

    lmfao. I did, and I'm still gonna watch it. XD

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  12. The CryptKeeper

    NOOOOO!!!!!!

    DID YOU READ MY REVIEW?!?!?!?!

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  13. MovieNerd

    I might watch this tonight.

    4 years agoby @nickoFlag

  14. The CryptKeeper

    i am surprised, but dont worry. i wony buy it. though ya got me curious on how bad it is. i might just see for myself. lol

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  15. Vamp

    Sure buy it. I'm not stopping you, lolz.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  16. The CryptKeeper

    maybe i'll rent it... no buy it. lol

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  17. Vamp

    Yea, you haven't seen a stupid vampire movie until you've seen Vampire Assassin, that one was so terrible that even I hated it. lolz.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  18. The CryptKeeper

    a, i guess i should SEE Vampire Assassins, before i saw anyhing. lol

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  19. Vamp

    Somehow Crypt, I find that incredibly hard to believe.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  20. The CryptKeeper

    ya, its probably worse than Vampire assassins!!

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  21. Vamp

    It's vampires Crypt. There's not a chance in the world I'll pass it up. I will not however, hesitate to turn it off if it starts to suck too bad.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  22. The CryptKeeper

    NOOOOOOO!!! DONT!!!!!

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  23. Vamp

    I'm still gonna see it. Lolz, good review though.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  24. The CryptKeeper

    Yep, it's on HBO. thats the only channel they can show it on because of sexual situations. or Showtime i guess, but its on HBO. hey, so was Tales from the Crypt! lol

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  25. XJWS79

    Is this that new series on HBO, I saw a few advertisements for it but I don't get HBO. Sounds like I'm not missing much.

    4 years agoby @xjws79Flag