Melrose Place (2009 - 2010): Review By Newkill3000

SCANDALOUSSSSSSS!!!!

Welcome back to Melrose Place, the Scandalous show in America. What's that? Fringe is more scandalous than this show. Pleasssssse. Fringe is crap and is not scandalous.

The second episode discusses the lives of the tenants after the surprising death of Sydney Andrews. Ella gets a new boss, Caleb, who informs her that her career is in absolute jeopardy. In order for her to stay in a good state of mind, she must sign a huge client. It's gotta be Tom Cruise. Right? What do you guys think? Come on, Ella, bring up Cruise and your job will set for life. However, she goes to her friend David and forces him to take her to a party so she can sign a (fake) big time actor client, Jasper. Jasper, seriously. What movies has this guy been in? Come on, now, Ella, no Jasper.

Anyway, Lauren is still in need for money to pay for her tuition, and things are getting worse for her. So, what does she do instead of begging her rich friends into giving her money. She prostitutes herself to a blind date. So instead of getting money from her rich friends, she'd rather get money from a rich stranger. Come on, Lauren. Don't you know where this will lead you. Unfortunately, she arrives at the same party as her friends, Ella and David. Now, she has to play hide and seek.

In other places, Auggie is questioned by Detective Rodriguez, who conveniently has a flashback while keeping the detective's interest at the same time. This Auggie guy must have some Time type super powers. I wish i could have flashbacks and stop time.

Anyway, he flashed back to when he first met Sydney at an AA meeting, and Jonah and Riley suspect Violet, because she's so freaking weird. Which leads to more scandalous questions. This show is sooooo scandalous. What's going to happen next? Will Violet turn out to be the killer? Will Lauren's scandalous money making ways be discovered? Woooo!!! Scan!!DA!Lous!!!!