On TV the week of April 30th, 2012

An event dedicated to honoring the world of comedy

A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

The girls struggle with their priorities when Caroline tells Max that they should skip some of their housecleaning jobs in order to help promote their cupcake business. Max is against it, believing that skipping out on paid work in order to give out free samples and business cards is a waste of their time. Their issues come to a head when Caroline signs them up to make a batch of incredibly difficult buttercream cupcakes without asking Max first. And because the order is for Peach, Max’s babysitting job is in jeopardy if the cupcakes aren’t perfect.

Angie's reality show returns, while Jack and Diana await Avery's arrival.

Navid (Michael Steger) suspects that Liam (Matt Lanter) and Silver (Jessica Stroup) hooked up so he decides to confront Liam on the red carpet of a movie premiere. Annie (Shenae Grimes) and Caleb (guest star Robert Hoffman) fight their attraction to one another but finally give into temptation. Meanwhile, Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) has been hired to plan the wedding of an heiress and discovers she knows the groom a little too well, and Austin (guest star Justin Deeley) enlists his dad, Judd Ridge (guest star Billy Ray Cyrus) to be help launch Adrianna's (Jessica Lowndes) country career.

Join John Fetterman, "America's Coolest Mayor," as he fights to make a difference for the families of Braddock, PA.

A 4-year-old tries kumquats for the first time; a dog does sit-ups.

The final six women head to Macau, where they get a reading from an astrologer and are challenged with re-creating their auras through fashion and beauty. At the photo shoot, the models have to pose in exquisite silk gowns, while accessorized with silkworms crawling on their bodies.

Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

Dubbed Long Island’s “mini-Madoff,” Nicholas Cosmo promised big returns on booming real estate investments. Victims from his blue-collar neighborhood entrusted their life savings, but his Ponzi scheme resulted in losses of more than $195 million.

Tempers flare at Gunsmoke when gunsmith Scott takes the lead and manages the crew as they build a Zombie Apocalypse gun based on a Henry made Mare's Leg. Rich, Kurt and Paige fly out to a client's home to test fire a Vietnam War-era rocket launcher.

This episode suggests that man and dinosaurs may have coexisted in ancient times and past cultures had knowledge of prehistoric animals long before the study of paleontology. Examined is a carving found in Ankor Wat that is suggested to be a depiction of a stegosaurus; the thousands of Ica Stones of Peru that depict alleged human/dinosaur interaction; and fossils from Dinosaur Valley State Park suggested to contain both dinosaur and human footprints. Also suggested is the idea that dinosaurs may have been wiped out, not by an asteroid impact, but by alien extermination so that humans could become the dominant species on Earth.

Bourdain travels to Lisbon. Sometimes called a miniature Paris and once the center of the richest empire in Europe, Lisbon now faces one of the worst financial crises in the EU. But even as it struggles with rising debt and double-digit unemployment, Lisbon is experiencing a cultural and culinary renaissance. Bourdain explores Lisbon through its two most cherished rituals - food and music.

General Holden looks deeper into the incident with the orphans in Narubu. The wives of Fort Marshall rally to help Jackie with her addiction to pills. Roland meets with the man who claims to be David's real father.

Allen & Ton visit Ton's old stompin' ground and go head-to-head with a trash-talking auction buyer. They uncover a 19th century rifle with a matching cutlass bayonet and a mechanical bowling pinsetter from the early 1960's!