The SUNDAY FUNNIES: 'Honest' Best Picture Posters and 'The Vampire Diaries'' Racy Ads

We also take a hilarious Kanye West interview, quotes from negative reviews of classic movies and more.

Hi there friends. Brian Gallagher here with your look at all the news that wasn't fit for print over the past seven days. There's a lot to get through this week, so let's get started with a cool new infographic about two of my favorite directors, Joel Coen and Ethan Coen:

Coen Brothers Actor Infographic - via Hello Muller

Joel Coen and Ethan Coen are among the few filmmakers who I love so much that I own every single one of their movies. Yes, even The Hudsucker Proxy and The Ladykillers. Even if you haven't watched every one, you've probably noticed that they have a penchant for casting many of the same actors in numerous projects. Graphic designer Tom Muller created this nifty infographic which connects all of the main actors in the Coen Brothers movies without the hassle of scrolling through IMDB. Check out this awesome graphic below:

Coen Brothers Infographic

It seems that Frances McDormand has been cast in the most Coen Brothers movies, appearing in six of their 15 movies, although that's not terribly surprising since she is married to Joel Coen. Jon Polito, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi are next with five movies each. The Coen's certainly do have intriguing tastes when it comes to actors. Hell, they even cast Tara Reid in The Big Lebowski. Oh well, nobody's perfect... Anyway, any fan of the Coen's will surely get a kick out of this awesome chart.

"Honest" Posters For 2011 Best Picture Nominees - via The Shiznit

Wouldn't it be great if movie marketers REALLY told you what a movie is truly about? Well, it's not going to happen, but the brilliant folks over at The Shiznit has done it anyway. They have created alternative posters for all 10 of the Oscar nominees for Best Picture this year and they are just hilarious. Take a look at these inventive one-sheets below, but be warned, some of them have naughty language so avert your eyes properly if you're of an impressionable age:

127 Hours Honest Poster

Black Swan Honest Poster

The Fighter Honest Poster

Inception Honest Poster

The King's Speech Honest Poster

The Kids Are All Right Honest Poster

The Social Network Honest Poster

Toy Story 3 Honest Poster

True Grit Honest Poster

Winter's Bone Honest Poster

It would be great if some prankster actually swapped these out with the actual photos at their local multiplexes. I'm not advocating such trickery... but I'd love pictures to prove such trickery if someone takes the initiative... not that I'm advocating it...

Brief Yet Hilarious Kanye West Interview - via Vulture

I know this isn't movie or TV-related whatsoever, but I couldn't stop laughing when I first read it so I thought I'd share. Once-talkative rapper/stage crasher Kanye West has apparently done away with his talkative, ego-inflating ways, and Vulture has proof. The site caught up with the singer at the opening for George Condo's art exhibit, and they conducted a brief "interview" with Kanye West, which you can read below:

Are you happy with the paintings George did of you?

[Kanye nods head yes.]

You are happy?

[Nods head.]

Would you make any changes if you were to do a self-portrait?

[Shakes head no.]

Are you mute tonight?

[Nods head.]

Do you want to do sign language?

[Nods head. Pretends to sign, then shakes our hand and walks away.]

Perhaps Kanye West is turning over a new leaf... but since most of his tweets are in all caps, I doubt it.

Racy Ads For The Vampire Diaries - via Entertainment Weekly

The Vampire Diaries returned from its holiday hiatus last week, with new episodes airing on Thursday nights at 8 PM ET on the CW Network. To promote the show's return, the CW Network has taken a different, more racy tact in promoting the show. Take a look at a recent TV spot, which asks if viewers "Got Wood?" and some new billboard ads below:

Vampire Diaries Catch VD Billboard

Vampire Diaries Catch VD Street Ad

Vampire Diaries Cast Catch VD Billboard

It seems this new, sexier tactic may have paid off for the show, with the first episode back on January 27, Episode 2.12: The Descent, posting a ratings increase of 23% over its last original episode in December. I wonder what the Parents Television Council has to say about all this Got Wood and VD business... Also, the fact that they have those New York ads next to Disney fare is a bit tacky as well. Lets just pray that those Twilight folks don't try the same approach with The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1...

Quotes From Negative Reviews of Classic Movies - via Tru TV and Shawn Ryan

One of the many people I follow on my Twitter account is Shawn Ryan, who created my favorite show of all time, The Shield, and has a new show called The Chicago Code starting on Fox the day after the Super Bowl, February 7. Last week he sent this tweet out about movie reviews, which had this Tru TV story that features excerpts from negative reviews of movies that turned out to be cinematic classics. For instance, check out what The New Yorker's Pauline Kael had to say about Raiders Of The Lost Ark:

"Spielberg's technique may be too much for the genre: the opening sequence, set in South America, with Indy Jones entering a forbidden temple and fending off traps, snares, poisoned darts, tarantulas, stone doors with metal teeth, and the biggest damn boulder you've ever seen, is so thrill-packed you don't have time to breatheâ€"or to enjoy yourself much, either." - Pauline Kael, The New Yorker June 15, 1981

Now, Pauline Kael was a notoriously tough critic, so this might not be too shocking. However, have you ever heard anyone say a bad word about The Shawshank Redemption? I don't think I have either, until reading this:

"...the movie seems to last about half a life sentence...becomes incarcerated in its own labyrinthine sentimentality...And leave it to pandering, first-time director Frank Darabont to ensure no audience member leaves this film unsure of the ending. Heaven forbid a movie should end with a smidgen of mystery!"- Desson Howe, Washington Post, September 23, 1994

Harsh! But how about this one from Time Out London Film Guide for the 1980 classic The Shining:

"If you go to this adaptation of Stephen King's novel expecting to see a horror movie, you'll be disappointed. "...the setting is promising enough - an empty, isolated hotel in dead-of-winter Colorado - but Kubrick makes it warm, well-lit and devoid of threat." - Time Out London Film Guide, 1980

The Shining devoid of threat? Wow. Anyway, there are 10 more examples of such reviews on the site, which you can check out when you Click Here!. Thanks again to Shawn Ryan for pointing out the link!

Justified's Hilarious Star Wars-Themed TV Spot - via FX and Ernie Estrella

I saw this amazing TV spot during the series premiere of Lights Out on January 11, and I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. One of my critic buddies, Ernie Estrella, finally tracked down the video online and sent it along, so I thought I'd share with you guys. Check out this brief TV spot for the second season of Justified, which debuts February 9 at 10 PM ET on FX, that gives a wonderful nod to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope:

This is honestly one of the coolest commercials I've seen in recent years. Kudos to the FX marketing team for such a wonderful spot and another big thanks to Ernie Estrella for finding this spot online!

Well, that's about all I have for this week's edition of The Sunday Funnies. If you have any suggestions of articles/crazy stuff you'd like to see made fun of on future installments of Sunday Funnies, you can post on my wall here at MovieWeb: movieweb.com/u/gallagher OR follow me on Twitter @GallagherMW to send me funny links or chat about movies or whatever strikes your fancy. Peace in. Gallagher out!

The Vampire Diaries episode 2.12, "The Descent" stars Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen, Sara Canning, Katerina Graham, Candice Accola, Zach Roerig} and is directed by Marcos Siega}.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was released June 1st, 1981 and stars Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Ronald Lacey, John Rhys-Davies, Denholm Elliott, Alfred Molina, Wolf Kahler. The film is directed by Steven Spielberg.

The Shawshank Redemption was released September 23rd, 1994 and stars Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton, William Sadler, Clancy Brown, Gil Bellows, Mark Rolston, James Whitmore. The film is directed by Frank Darabont.

The Shining was released May 23rd, 1980 and stars Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers, Barry Nelson, Philip Stone, Joe Turkel, Anne Jackson. The film is directed by Stanley Kubrick.



Sources: Brian Gallagher

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  1. Bawnian©-Dexeus

    Some of these are cool, others are lame, ONE IS FREAKING CORRECT!

    4 years agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag

  2. Michael Collins

    Great collection of posters. My favorite was the "Social Network" picture. Wish we can sell them on our poster website.

    Michael Collins
    www.posterazzi.com

    4 years agoby @Michael-CollinsFlag

  3. SpaceCowboy

    I disagree with the one for Toy Story 3, but all the others were dead on. A few changes I'd make though (just for fun. Nothing to get after me for, guys)

    127 Hours = 96 Minutes

    The Social Netwok = The Socially Awkward Douchebag

    The Kids Are Alright = The Kids Are Alright, But Everyone Else Is F*cked Up

    Black Swan = Unnecessary Lesbian Sex

    4 years agoby @SpaceCowboyFlag

  4. The Dark Knight

    That was great!

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  5. slysnide

    That infochart is neat...if you could read the captions.

    That poster for "127hrs" pretty much captured the entire audience's feeling right there. :P

    I somewhat agree with "The Shining," in that it's implied fear in that if you're not well versed in old school horror, then lots will scare you. Nothing really happens till the last half hour or so. You know the guy's lost it from his first outburst at Shelley, that the kid is clearly seeing things, and the effects weren't advanced enough for the time to adapt the other stuff from the book. After all, Jack's ballroom escapades seemed more like a drunkard fantacizing than ghosts come alive.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  6. Diaigma

    Oh wow! Those posters are so true, it's scary. Great post again, @Brian :P

    4 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  7. moviegeek

    Haha! Those posters are great! The True Grit one is hysterical.

    4 years agoby @moviegeekFlag

  8. James Alexander Miskell

    I want the true grit one on my wall!

    4 years agoby @james-alexander-miskellFlag

  9. Brian Gallagher

    Thanks for all the props guys! Glad you enjoyed it!

    4 years agoby @gallagherFlag

  10. fanboy

    The posters are epically awesome! Thanks for making me LOL

    4 years agoby @fanboyFlag

  11. ejk1

    I am so tempted to change my avatar to either the TSN or True Grit poster. They're both hilarious. Once again, thumbs up, @Gallagher.

    4 years agoby @ejk1Flag

  12. Cripple

    The best picture movie posters are epic!

    4 years agoby @crippleFlag

  13. Dan

    Lol!!! Those spoof posters are priceless. You rock always, @Gallagher :P

    4 years agoby @dan1Flag