'The Canyons' Sexy 1950s Noir Inspired Trailer Featuring Lindsay Lohan

From the Twitter obsessed pen of author Bret Easton Ellis and the never-nominated director Paul Schrader comes this ode to the Drive-In genre.

Lindsay Lohan and adult film star James Deen dwell in The Canyons, a new Kickstarter project from the Twitter obsessed pen of author Bret Easton Ellis and the never-nominated director Paul Schrader. A second trailer has arrived, which pays homage to the great noir thrillers of the 1950s. Take a look at this titillating Drive-In Movie inspired thriller about a group of Los Angeles lowlifes, which also features Nolan Gerard Funk and Amanda Brooks.

The Canyons was released August 2nd, 2013 and stars Lindsay Lohan, James Deen, Nolan Gerard Funk, Amanda Brooks, Tenille Repinski, Gus Van Sant, Jarod Einsohn, Chris Zeischegg. The film is directed by Paul Schrader.


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  1. The_Crow2k

    That's an oscar worthy right there.

    2 years agoby @the-crow2kFlag

  2. BERSERKER

    Lmao at @bawnian-dexeus response.

    2 years agoby @Number1WolverineFlag

  3. CUPID

    ..................................

    2 years agoby @cupidFlag

  4. Jimthar

    wow. the "acting" in that clip is um........yeah.....

    2 years agoby @jimtharFlag

  5. the Narrator

    That was horrifically amusing. Way to go, Ms. Lohan.

    2 years agoby @narratorFlag

  6. justatadmatt

    @bawnian-dexeus too much effort was put into that response.

    2 years agoby @justatadmattFlag

  7. Bawnian©-Dexeus

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    Not the way to restart a career miss Lohan

    2 years agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag