'Scary Movie 5' Trailer!

Get your first look at Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in this spoof of 'Paranormal Activity' and 'Black Swan'.

"I've come back from worse than this!" Says Charlie Sheen as his groin is repeatedly pulled into an open door by an angry ghost. It's a metaphor for not only the actor's career, but also our tolerance for spoof movies. Coming April 12th is Scary Movie 5, which comes four months after A Haunted House. Both movies are parodies of the found footage genre. Both movies feature tabloid worthy cameos. Scary Movie 5 is different in that a great deal of its plot revolves around the now three years old Black Swan, with Ashley Tisdale taking on the Natalie Portman role. It also tackles the Paranormal Activity series. This material seems funnier in Marlon Wayans hands, judging the two trailers side by side. Watch and let us know what you think. Are you team Sheen, Lohan, and Tisdale with Scary Movie 5? Or are you keeping it old school with Team Wayans?

Scary Movie V was released April 12th, 2013 and stars Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katt Williams, Gracie Whitton, Lidia Porto, Charlie Sheen, Katrina Bowden. The film is directed by Malcolm D. Lee.


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Comments (46)

  1. Kidlat De Ocampo

    Idiocracy rip off!
    youtube /watch?v=914jIiwhVWs

    2 years agoby @Kidlat-De-OcampoFlag

  2. FilmWiz

    I'm not even gonna torrent this

    2 years agoby @filmwizFlag

  3. Lynchian

    I have seen drapes in my old grandmas house that looks funnier than this!

    2 years agoby @LynchianFlag

  4. I am

    A haunted House looks way more funnier than Scary movie 5 !!! But I have been waiting or the next scary movie to come
    Out so I hope they won't let me down!!

    2 years agoby @I-amFlag

  5. Vamp

    Was hoping for really funny, considering they've had all these years since 4 to compile new horror movies and actually THINK on how best to spoof them, but it looks like the same old mediocrity...

    2 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. Rodney Roover

    is it me or are these getting old...Katt was funny though

    2 years agoby @Rodney-RooverFlag

  7. justatadmatt

    I didn't laugh once...

    2 years agoby @justatadmattFlag

  8. Replicant

    @bane5000 Oh yeah, day-one buy for me. I've been dying to watch it again ever since I left the theater.

    2 years agoby @felipe-11Flag

  9. Salemwolf711

    ....yea no

    2 years agoby @Salemwolf711Flag

  10. zeus

    This movie is a load of bollocks!! Period!

    2 years agoby @zeusFlag

  11. Bane5000

    @felipe-11 ...I'll be buying the blu ray of Dredd for sure when it comes out, that movie was hardcore and how Dredd should be portrayed.

    2 years agoby @bane5000Flag

  12. supermanvenom

    @felipe-11 You think she has a real career now lol. She should come back these movies are what made her big. Dumb as sh*t movies but still made her big.

    2 years agoby @supermanvenomFlag

  13. mb11

    @2movieguys Simple Minds....

    2 years agoby @mbrandon11Flag

  14. mb11

    wow - there are some PISS poor movies coming out soon.

    2 years agoby @mbrandon11Flag

  15. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    A Haunted House looks better.

    2 years agoby @cryptFlag

  16. Writer220

    this series needs to stop. The Wayans brothers are funnier

    2 years agoby @writer220Flag

  17. EvilWhiteMale

    Who the hell bumped this up to 2 stars?

    2 years agoby @evilwhitemaleFlag

  18. Swaggbotjr

    im actually glade the wayans lost the rights to these movies it would have ruined their good name but at least they got 3 good movies out of it

    2 years agoby @SwaggbotjrFlag

  19. The Knight Has Risen

    Sh*tty Movie 5 should be the more appropriate title.

    2 years agoby @thehost91Flag

  20. SpaceCowboy

    @ROFLitschristian Has some very cheap, uninspired spoofing. Looks way too much like A Haunted House, but with those same awful zingers that Dance Flick had.

    2 years agoby @SpaceCowboyFlag

  21. Dragon1991

    Makes you wish that they'll stop making spoof movies.

    2 years agoby @Dragon1991Flag

  22. K.Guy

    I actually laughed, but I highly doubt it will be as funny as the first 4

    2 years agoby @kguyFlag

  23. Replicant

    @the-crow2k Anna Farris has a career now. A real one.

    @bane5000 oh man, don't even remind me :( I'm still hoping strong DVD/Blu-ray sales will get them to risk making a sequel, it was definitely the best underrated film this year.

    2 years agoby @felipe-11Flag

  24. Dan

    Garbage series is garbage.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  25. EvilWhiteMale

    I'm actually more mortified that some of you found this funny. Shame on you!

    2 years agoby @evilwhitemaleFlag

  26. Corey W.

    F*ck this bullsh*t. These past few years without these ''(Insert Title) Movie'' spoofs have been great.

    2 years agoby @coreyFlag

  27. Bryan Yentz

    Wow. One joke ripped entirely from Idiocracy... I really can't understand how anyone finds this kind of humor to be funny. Then again, the people that love this and the likes of EPIC MOVIE, I really don't want to meet.

    2 years agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  28. SpeedyEric

    I'm still planning on seeing this film when it comes out.

    2 years agoby @SpeedyEricFlag