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Lincoln Is the Million Dollar ManSeriously, what can this guy not do. Freed slaves, stylized the top hat, and now killed vampires. This movie is already being rushed to Dvd and Bluray after only two months in theaters. I...more ( Short Review: 85 words )
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Slow, boring, un-stylistically posed. Its something you find under your foot, you humour it then feel repulsed by it. (Short review based on walking out)*This review is going to be short because whilst im writing it the viewing i had entered to view is still currently playing- get my drift people. The film is dire, the 3D projection or just the 3D in i...more ( Short Review: 251 words )
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While you should not have high expectations for the film, and is by no means a Best Picture contender. With good direction, passable acting and outstanding visuals. ALVH is an entertaining, dumb & goofy romp that never takes itself to seriously. Good FunWhen you hear or see an advertisement for a movie pronounced "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" two things should conjoin in your head..wow Hollywood has gotten low or this movie looks awful or terribl...more
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sells itself as a campy fun horror movie, but it plays itself too seriously to be campy fun.Hello everyone. This is my review of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter which was just released in theaters on Friday, June 22. This review will contain spoilers, so if you haven't seen the movie yet, pl...more
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Now On Demand NationwideThe folks out at Last Night sent a copy of The Absent out for us to review, and I'll hand it to them, this is some low budget indie horror done RIGHT. It's been a while since I last had a taste of the...more
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Absolute Nonsense.Clint Eastwood is a great director. He creates fabulous character drama amidst the very heavy themes he plays around with. But Absolute Power is heavy and serious, dramatic and loving, dim-witted and ...more
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Heart-Stopping FunOh, boy what a movie this was. Every scene was very suspenseful. And yes, i do mean nail-biting suspense. I almost had a heart attack. Haha. Not really... but the visuals though at first limited are v...more ( Short Review: 123 words )
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Love . . . You . . . Wife . . .Surprised no one has done a review for this yet. I'll be the first! In 1989, I saw this in the theater as a child. To this day, this film still holds water compared to the CGI films that w...more
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Fight! Right now! Do it! Fight goddamnit!Not only diving deep into the ocean depths does this film take us, but it also takes us deep into the film both emotionally invested and visually. Director James Cameron brings forth a grand adventure...more
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"It was great for the first hour or so, but then it fell into an abyss and never came back."James Cameron may be considered one of the most trying Hollywood directors. Not only does he enforce 15 hour, 7 day work weeks, but he has a similar "Steve Jobs" mindset where he tries to bend reality...more
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This film is hit and miss for me, and while not a complete rejection, Accepted isn't at the head of its class either.When high school slacker Bartleby "B" Gaines (Justin Long) receives his 8th rejection letter, one for every college he's applied to, he creates a fake university in order to fool his overzealous paren...more
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Welcome to S.H.I.T!! :DThe movie is something what young people look for ward too....a university of your own where you can do every possible sh*t stuff you have in your mind!!...more ( Short Review: 28 words )
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Make Your Dream Come True. With Your Own Waythis movie is about how to make your dream come true with an effort and courage. this bunch of teenager that not qualified to go to the university that they wanted, then they tried to make their dream...more ( Short Review: 66 words )
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What a funny movieThis movie is so funny a must see for anybody that like Jim Carrey. This i one great film Dan the man from Miami Dolphins is in it....more ( Short Review: 29 words )
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Once Was More Than EnoughI honestly can't see why people find this funny. Jim Carrey takes his comedy too far. not enough of a point and just too many disapointing jokes thrown into 87 minutes. i almost turned off the TV whil...more ( Short Review: 68 words )
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One of Jim Carry's Greatest AccomplishmentsEvery time i watch this movie it always seems to Crack me up with all the hilarious comments that Ace says, even though its all in the script Jim does it in his own image of how it should be said and ...more ( Short Review: 99 words )
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This movie was funny!This movie is so funny beacause its realistic And it has such a good story that it was I don't know AWSOME!I didn't like the directing like sometimes it's to far away and then to close up!I would reco...more ( Short Review: 47 words )
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not that good i perfer greaseI did not like this movie at all --I almost walked out although the visuals were amazing. It just seemed ridiculous how they kids would burst into songs. ...more ( Short Review: 30 words )
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I WANT YOU SO BAD......I saw this movie about a week ago in theaters (It arrived really late over here in Mexico) and I tought it was going to be a normal musical movie with The Beatles songs on it. But I was wrong, this mo...more ( Short Review: 88 words )
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One of the best musicals....If you ever enjoyed music by the Beatles, like to be visually entertained, and can just suspend reality for a bit, you will be engrossed by Across The Universe. There are such diverse reviews of this ...more ( Short Review: 75 words )