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I can't help what I do! I can't help it, I can't...M is a 1931 German drama-thriller Written and directed by: Fritz Lang. Starring: Peter Lorre. *An assignment dealing on the works of sound in Fritz Lang's M.*
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Average Story but Hot Jane Russell!Macao, a sleepy Portuguese colony sometime in the early sixties becomes a scene of political intrigue in this film noir story starring Robert Mitchum and Jane Russell. Russell really shine...more ( Short Review: 276 words )
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Pathetic Attempt At ComedySo.. you got this superguy MacGruber... and you got these others superguys (who are all wrestlers at the beginning than turn into a blonde chick and a 20yo captain) that superhelp the main superguy Ma...more
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VERY FUNNYThis movie is this years THE HANGOVER. This movie had me laughing from beginning to end plus the action was superb.This is a movie worht to see esspecially u r a fan of Macgruber....more ( Short Review: 34 words )
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UMM.. IT WAS OKAY!I found this movie extremely hilarious. But I did not take it seriously at all. I thought it was a spoof of MacGyver at first but it turned out to be a raunchy comedy. Don't get me wrong I found this ...more ( Short Review: 101 words )
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uber gruberTheres nothing worse than an unfunny comedy and this almost is. MacGruber tries to dredge up humour and jokes without realy hitting the nail on the head I mean Stallones cobra is funnier t...more ( Short Review: 278 words )
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Funny from start to finish, i loved every second of this film, defiantly one of the best action comedies i have seen in a while, Will Forte does an awesome job bringing the SNL character to the Big screen. I love the Big screen feel of this film!The Film MacGruber you may remember is a little 2mins SNL sketch that in the end every single time they blew up. Well i guess over there at SNL they had a little idea that they would make there little...more
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... Really, the best part of MacGruber is that you can press "eject"...Right out of the starting gate, MacGruber has quite the massive strike against it as it's coming from the present generation's Saturday Night Live... You know, the one that's not funny. Sure, it has i...more
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By: WolfgangOnce again we are presented with another SNL (Saturday Night Live) movie and it is crude, disrespectful, too raunchy, and nothing anyone should see! Now I have seen far worse movies then this, but the...more
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Disappointing Process of Filmmaking. It's enjoyable for fans of the specific genre but in time will lose much of the credits received at the momentFirst of all I want to state one thing: I didn't enjoyed the movie like others did but I completely understand people who enjoyed it: Richard Roeper, my favorite critic loved it so.... It's that type ...more
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We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us!Robert Rodriguez's latest, Machete, is about one of the silliest, action packed romps since, well, his last one, Planet Terror. And while its purposely cheesy, it feels like a breath of fresh air to m...more
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They just messed with the wrong mexican! ;)Machete..Machete..Machete..Macheteee! :P This reminds me of the cult classic action which we don't get to see anymore. A Badass ex-federale on the loose seeking revenge by the name of mach...more ( Short Review: 175 words )
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Machete don't text!Machete is the most bloodiest, violent, disgusting movie I've seen all year! I liked it! As everyone knows this is an expansion of the fake trailer that played before 'Grindhouse'. I was very anticipa...more
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Don't Cross Machete!The film was what you'd expect from a Robert Rodriguez film. They are bloody and action packed...! Each hold their own and this one is no exception. The Acting is phenomenal by Robert De Niro and to m...more ( Short Review: 180 words )
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When you make a movie about a guy that kicks ass get Danny TrejoMachete I was really looking forward to this movie and now that I saw it it was f*cking badass everything about it was so good sure the movie has stupid things in it but it is there for a ...more ( Short Review: 111 words )
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VIVA MACHETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!This was a really exciting movie and very enjoyable, The acting was very excellebt esspecially Danny Trejo who did pretty damn excellent for playing his first lead role and Lindsy Lohan who did pretty...more ( Short Review: 151 words )
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machete is the movie of the year.At the end of the day, you're not going to Machete to get a good dose of culture, you're heading to the theater to see Machete bust sh*t up, and maybe to catch a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan sans bra....more ( Short Review: 40 words )
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Machete Running a tired-less 105 mins that felt like it never ended. Danny Trejo is a very talented actor but even he can't save this movie , Robert Rodriquez has a good style and authenticity , but i felt the movie drabbed , lacked and was boring....The film Machete based off the 3min fake Trailer played with Grindhouse back in 2007. And needless to say it should have stayed a 3min trailer. I found this film to be completely unnecessary. But i fo...more
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MACHETE A ENJOYABLE LOW BUDGET ACTION FILM!I got to attend a very early screening for "Machete" on Friday. It was a great fun time! The acting was actually great especially Cheech Marin, Steven Segal and Robert De Niro. Everyone was great exce...more ( Short Review: 193 words )
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When Machete yields a weed-whacker as a weapon, there is a subtle beauty to it.If other movies feel increasingly emo, Machete is heavy metal. This manly feast eats The Expendables for breakfast. The good news for fans is: there isn't all that much downtime between the relentless...more ( Short Review: 284 words )