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Cabin Fever is a movie about how you drop your guard and show your true colors in the face of traumaThe TV spots for Cabin Fever feature some incredibly kind words from Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson. They say something along the lines of this movie being the movie that horror fans have be...more
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Not worth all the hype or attention it received.I am a big horror fan and while this movie is watchable, it was not nearly as good as people made it out to be. Besides the fact that the acting was bad (not as bad as I have ever seen ho...more ( Short Review: 124 words )
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I have a case of "Cabin Fever".This movie has the biggest guts ever & it goes where no movie has ever gone since The Ring did in 2002. This movie will just gross & scare the hell outta you. Yeah, this movie may have been f***ed up,...more ( Short Review: 78 words )
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Cabin Fever is most effective when attending to its inevitable victims, and its misguided effort to break away from the isolation of the cabin results in the unfortunate loss of a palpable claustrophobia.Somewhere, I'm sure, there is a list, a long and laundry list of the things that make us tremble. I can imagine that list now, even now, all half-faded type on yellowing paper, the edges torn, the sur...more
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Oh Lord why did I stay up to see this movie!!I thought I was renting a scary movie however this was the least scary movie ever made. I would put it under a category of Nasty if there was one. You would think by the name of the movie that it woul...more ( Short Review: 118 words )
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'The Cabin In The Woods' is a must-see and a true gem for horror fanatics.Reading reviews prior to seeing 'The Cabin In The Woods' is a bad idea. Ideally, you're going to want to see the film with as little knowledge about it as humanly possible. Grant it, most critics woul...more
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Let's get this party started!I have wondered all day how to write this review without being long winded, and I'm not sure I've figured it out yet. There is a lot to be said for the homage and mockery of classic horror films in th...more
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Enormously fun, playful and scaryThe Cabin In The Woods arrives with a lot to live up to: in a swirl of hype, created by the team behind Buffy and Firefly and the director of the smart and funny Serenity and the forthcoming Avengers ...more ( Short Review: 291 words )
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Great movie but just got Stuck in the Woods Pursuing it's GoalJoss Whedon is really having a good transfer from television to film. Especially having a severe downfall in the tv industry. Firefly, I'm sorry, sucked ass from episode one to none. And what the hell...more ( Short Review: 142 words )
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Perfectly Written, completely original, and pretty funny. Cabin in the Woods is needless to say one of best films i have ever seen, a movie with such depth and a horror film this smart? that has a plot and completely unpredictable. I must be dreaming.As a devoted Horror film fanatic i take pride in my genre, i love it to death and will always love it to death, even though there are some trashy movies..and i mean trashy. Over the past couple of yea...more
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Note to self: Make sure to at least make one movie with Joss WhedonThe Cabin in the Woods is a 2012 horror, mystery and suspenseful movie. Directed by: Drew Goddard. Starring: Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitfo...more
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Good work, zombie hand.When I saw the trailers for this movie. I thought I'd catch it on DVD, and expected it to be an average "mainstream" horror film. I'd spend that admission ticket on the DVD of an independent horror fi...more
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The Cabin in the Woods is predictable and contrived, yet it's still fun and entertaining all at the same time. It's not worth all the hype it's receiving, but it's still worth a one-time watch.To be honest, the hype of The Cabin in the Woods doesn't nearly live up to my expectations. Was it a fun movie? The film does have its fair share of moments that I enjoyed immensely, but in the end th...more
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Minney Mouse is a great supporting female role in this comedy.In the movie "Cabin in The Woods" a young man named Kameron Loe took a mouse mouse and put it in a cabin. Said cabin resided in the woods, where many relief pitchers worked on their curveballs. One dr...more ( Short Review: 191 words )
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Let me put it this way. I paid 13.25 to see Wrath of the Titans and it was worth every penny. This movie wasn't even worth dollar theater admission.I don't really know where to begin in reviewing this mess of a film, it's been a long day and my mind is just about as jumbled and incoherent as the plot of Cabin in the Woods. Just about. Not since T...more
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The clichés and usual charade of horror is not merely regurgitated and spat out and crafted more informally here in Cabin In The Woods, a film that is one big spoiler on its own a film in the whole that is both baffling, ridiculously odd, bizarre, but unThe clichés and usual charade of horror is not merely regurgitated and spat out and crafted more informally here in Cabin In The Woods, a film that is one big spoiler on its own a film in the whol...more
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A thorough meta joke featuring plenty of laughs, a couple satisfying twists, and a critical bentWith trailers the way they are nowadays, it's a rare treat to hit up the theater and have your expectations knocked out of the ballpark into an adjoining state. Rarer still is having your movie expect...more
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Outstanding and it does in fact change the genre we have known as "horror"Okay I have to admit, I was staring at the ticket machine and back at my credit card at the same time. On the screen of the machine it was the title "The Cabin in the woods" and on my credit card-a bu...more
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One of the Best Films I Have Ever Seen.Cache (Hidden) is a French suspense/ psychlogical thriller directed by Michael Haneke, one of the best directors of today. And this review I am about to write is going to tell you why this is one of t...more