DVD Reviews
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Friday the 13th, Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan has a few redeeming qualities here and there but, overall, it’s one of the weaker films in the franchise.More of the wonderful Kane Hodder as Jason and an intriguiing premise that takes Jason to the big city, with a few cool kills....more
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Mysteries of Pittsburgh is quite the fitting title because this film does nothing but produce mysteries. Unlike an Encyclopedia Brown book, there are no answers to turn to in the end.Michael Chabon turns up for a noteworthy extra....more
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Sunshine Cleaning is a movie that is forcefully eccentric and not cohesive as a whole.The 11-minute featurette about bio hazard removal is intriguing....more
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It was clear what story writer/director Shel Piercy is trying to tell, but the script is cheesy a lot of the time, and most of the performances are less than inspiring.Almost Heaven stars Donal Logue as a has-been, alcoholic director who is given what might be his final opportunity to direct, but for a low-budget fishing show in Scotland; a show that happens to star...more
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Major Letdown!I was looking forward all year to this movie - what a let down. It was too long and not enough happened - major letdown...more ( Short Review: 26 words )
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Unfortunately only two of these films are even worth your time.Autopsy – 3 stars This is one of the better ones in the series. Even though it is not great, it does have some good parts. The special effects are on the better side compared to the othe...more
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Come On Why are you really seeing this movie?????The Big Question is Why are people actully submitting themselfs to such a piece of grap movie the answer is simple for the chick fight at the end of the movie. Now i am being honest i was just seeing ...more
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The third installment attempts to take us farther into Spidey’s history, but ultimately fails in its recreation.Elements from Parker's history are present - Symbiote Spidey, the romance with Mary Jane, Harry becomes the second Goblin....more
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‘This island isn't in the human world; demons and whor*s are the only ones living here.’The ‘Masters of Horror’ series of films was developed for and by Showtime and consisted of twenty-four films broken up into two seasons. As with any series of movies, some are good, some are ok, s...more
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While Van Wilder: Freshman Year, does have a surprisingly solid premise, it’s filled with clichéd gags, characters and performances that just don't live up to the original.While Van Wilder: Freshman Year, does have a surprisingly solid premise, it's filled with clichéd gags, characters and performances that just don't live up to the original. ...more
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Unimpressive and mildly interesting horror film.This review is going to be a short one since this film does not have enough substance, good or bad, to write anything lengthy about. Scourge is a low budget direct-to-video movie that lac...more ( Short Review: 256 words )
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‘Give me your suffering and I will set you free.’THE GOOD: Surprisingly enough Asylum has very good photography and special effects. It does not necessarily make up for its flaws but from the aspect of cinematography, it is a pleasure t...more
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Do you wan to go for a swim??This Swedish based horror/ thriller takes us to an apartment complex in Stockholm where Oskar, a 12 year old boy with several issues befriends a seemingly 12 year old girl who has just moved into the ...more ( Short Review: 148 words )
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The Betrayed is one of the better direct-to-DVD movies I have seen but is not without some problems.After a serious car accident, wife and mother, Jamie Taylor (Melissa George), wakes up a warehouse with broken ribs and the realization that she has been kidnapped. Her masked captor informs her that ...more
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" Star Whor*s"This movie, I can say. is not for everyone. If you're into trash mouth, soft porn type R rated comedies or an attempt at comedy this movie can be for you. Seth Rogan(Zach) and Elizabeth Ba...more ( Short Review: 216 words )
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What Happens When The Numbers Run Out.....Movie after Movies pretty much every 2 months or even days we get a End Of The World movie we have Roland Emmerrich's 2012 and then a another end of the world movie The Road coming out this fall. Man ...more ( Short Review: 300 words )
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YOU LOOSE!Well John Cena has pretty much did the same thing he did in The Marine again right here!. In this movie 12 Rounds and i was pretty hyped about this movie for a little while anyway!!... Th...more ( Short Review: 226 words )
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I was very interested to watch this film, due to the name of the popular game.From reading various previews and all the hype, I was excited about this movie. After a few minutes, I realized that this is nothing more than a mediocre B-movie. The acting was sub-par, given the rel...more ( Short Review: 97 words )
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Sadly, these one-trick pony metaphor jokes are just as old now as they were back then, and while there are some patches of comedy, it’s pretty damn boring and sometimes even infuriating.Some funny parts here and there and some decent special features....more
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‘My city, I cannot deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.’THE CAST: The cast is kind of an obscure mix of A-list and B-list actors none of which give ‘stand out’ performances. Gabriel Macht whom I never heard of until this film, is moderatel...more